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my poor madre... I sure put her through hell... before I made my first tandem jump I told her about a week in advance... she said not to mention it again till I was back on the ground, so naturally, I called her right before I jumped. 2 years later, I talked her and my cousin into doing tandems Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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like I said, they're free... military covers it, but it makes me nervous... I play hockey!!! When I first chipped my front tooth, the first words I said to my mother were, "Hey, mom! Look! I got my hockey smile!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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they say the porcelain will chip from my teeth hitting together... so it's not worth doing till I get braces or were you talking about the hillbilly thing? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I went in to get a crown put on my front tooth (i chipped half of it off when I was in middle school, later needing the said root canal) but they wouldn't put the crown on because they said it'd just chip off since my teeth were pretty much on top of each other... Why the hell do they think perfect teeth have a little bit of an overbite??? in my mind i invision some crazy hillbilly with buck teeth way out in front... I need my crown, but I wanna get it done while I'm still in the military, and they won't do it without braces first Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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thanks bro Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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(in homer simpson voice) mmmm... cherry liquor... ararahrahhrarhararrghhhagahgha Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ya know, cuzins aint reely teknikly close famly, so wudda ya sey? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That's funny right thare... I don't care who ya arr. That's funnyer then a legless ethiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill! I red that and I was happyer than Rosie O'Donnel in a roomfull of nekkid women! I Wuz happyer than Oprah Winfrey at the all-you-can-eat Sizzler buffey table! I see a law suit coming on... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I found out last week I need braces... the top row is directly above or maybe slightly behind the bottom row of teeth... DAMN IT!!! At least I get free dental... Never had anything but the novicane... had a root canal and more, but never any good stuff. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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and the booze... *thinks back to time "Wedding Crashers" was watched
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free time? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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i noticed you're waiting until AFTER this year's snow melts... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What's that stand for? Eat. Fuck. Skydive. You guys don't shit then? that coincides with fuck Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ah, yes, t-shirt hell... I'm a regular there... in fact, those are the only shirts I wear to the DZ when I'm at Perris. Feel free to use my sig line... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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i use http://anonoxy.com/ don't tell the boss!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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so was the crack spider selling or doing the crack? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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So, did ya take down the holiday decorations yet?
gonzalesna replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
Nah, they stay up year 'round. I get a lot of the usual criticism and comments, but it sure as hell makes it easy to find the house for parties or when I'm piss drunk stumbling home from a 2 mile walk... you can't miss it!!! (Especially in southern California) I'm the only redneck out here with christmas lights up in July. In july, I just say they're long lasting fireworks designed for decorating the house with. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
reminds me of my ex-girlfriend... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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i prefer neatly trimmed or bald Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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take a tandem and use your skydiving knowledge to make it a pain in the ass for the tandem instructor for like half the jump, then start flying your body in a skilled manner for the second half just to throw him off. incessantly scream your ass off the whole way down as loud as you can. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I had my FREEZR open by accident at least once and it wasn't a big problem -- it happened during RW and I noticed only after I was already docked when the full airspeed was starting to hit and started to interfere with my flying a little. Wasn't blinded. I just slammed it closed with my hands between points and merrily continued my RW. Dumb mistake on my part, but it's not catastrophic. I did a tracking jump once before I wore a helmet and forgot to put on my goggles. (they were around my neck) I didn't notice till at least 15-20 sec. into the jump. My eyes weren't watering though, they felt really dry. I reached up to rub em and immediately felt like a retard... http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html anyways, threw on the goggles and went on about my business. ...and yes I do wear a helmet now on every jump. Heal fast Brandy Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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wow, sounds like working in the military what area do you live in? (so I know where NOT to go) You want something done right away, you gotta call up to 3 times daily... it gets like a kid pulling on his parent's sleeve and going like, "momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma, momma..." (no I didn't type all that... copy and paste always helps....) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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http://www.airnav.com/airport/KDEN There... Made it a CLICKY!!! Looks like a few runways and a building Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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i'm not as think as you drunk I am
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Sounds mighty steep for a jump ticket, I'd expect 2 or 3 rides for $65. No, the jet jumps are as above, regular jumps out of the otters are $22 usually, and I think $19 for the boogies Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.