gonzalesna

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  1. if these are my only choices, I may stab myself in the face with a not so sharp object like an MRE spoon or watch as my head explodes from the lack of poor leadership... (see attached pic... please, no comments on the chest hair either...) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. (sung in the style of System of a Down) PSYCHO!!! GROUPIE!!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Gonzo: At age 39 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. apparently things could be worse... hmm Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. spam's good... especially because, regardless of how you fix it, you still have no idea what the hell it is Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Dude, you made me look like shrek! ... or the hulk... I'm not sure which yet... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. LMAO!!! Is #1 (the first #1) a siamese twin or a freak? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. good thing it wasn't dr. pepper... that stuff burns worse than STD's... so I hear. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. You? hell, I don't even hardly remember where I was at... nor how I got away from wherever I was at to where I am... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. the grinch, during his younger years... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. by tehy eyw... i upt up a post baut drunketn posting.. comment cuz i'm drnk and bord... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I"vew red taht and i dundr stttod it whiesl sopber but alcohodl meses withe the mindd... maybber I hsult sober ulp... NaHH!!2!@ Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I'd likke to mameke a toste... heres' to beer and everythihgn asosiated (spelling? thatmeants teh whol thresad...) with it... l;ke furst anytynign Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. I like beer, i like posinting... I like positing after having ber... and before havegin beer... do YOU??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. i love beer... ezdepeciallly, wehn i'st regarding firsrts in skyidinving... i hope you can unddrdstand what the yell i'mmt typieng... I"ve been drinking a logt of ber and listikneg to duesling banjos fall ninght... clic ky... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdzThgveHwQ&search=banjo gooood stuff// Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. i ahve a live... an d now i'm imntoxkiaked... so it maikes it even begtter... if onl.hy I coulcd type aefter all therse beers... i lover bars... exeapet you gatta rdive omhe... or get a ride, or pay fofr a taksi... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. doood , mnot nccoll. no t cool at all... you shouldn't amake fun fo peopple that can 't type wgeyn intoximicat'ed Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. dude, I know what you meayn. I just got home ffom thae bart a d I v e bneen laugining at this hwhole dam n thread. big worda are a nono. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. and more... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. and more fun... johnmitchell... #15 is for you... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Berr is funn; and ummyy ... drrnkedn enteortainoment at; it's bbest Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. just a small case of vertigo Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. With a face like #5, it's a good thing I have a butt like #10... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. stop looking at me swan!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. does this goatee make me look fat? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. DOH!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.