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  1. Nut shot=no bueno Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Does he have a strange fixation with popsicles, suckers, and other similar items??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. You DO know those get paid in installments over your enlistment? Yes... which means I get more skydiving and post-skydiving drinking in.... hey... NO DISTRACTIONS!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. we can also add this one... The need to toss directions/user manuals aside and grunt/cuss while assembling various items... later stating "oh, those parts are just extras." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Any guy knows that instruction manuals were only designed for women. Men don't need them Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. ya, i'm only doin 5... the $60K is a big incentive for reupping, but it's not gonna lure this guy... I see my freedom in the near future and it is good... no "cookie now" distraction is gonna work on me... "Oooo, something shiny!!!" Clicky!!! http://www.cafepress.com/buy/ADHD/a.d.h.d./- Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. you forgot... the intended purpose behind the mirror on the back of the visor on the driver's side and the marketing genious behind it's removal on several vehicles Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. even if mine was "at will", They don't pay me enough to be able to leave... I'd be broke halfway to my destination... I gotta wait for that "Ok, you're contract's up... now sign the new contract or I'll pay you to get the fuck outta here" money... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. crazy shit... I actually grabbed a coworker to come check it out... man, based on my current posessions list (no tv or computer), if most people get them within the next few years, I won't get one till I'm about 80... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. barracks and i use the internet at work... I don't own a computer or even a tv for that matter. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. The damn contract I signed won't let me quit for another year and a half without financial and judicial downsides... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I know this, but if considering something a hometown for me, i would have to use the county... since we have cities, rather than towns. hmm, I guess i have lived in Anaheim more than any other, but i have also lived in Garbage errr garden grove, be.. buena park, and some others when i was younger. I know how it is man... I've lived in Mission Viejo, Garden Grove, Cypress, Huntington Beach, and Westminster to name a few in that county... the list goes on with 4 other states... I was born in Westminster, CA, but I claim La Crosse, WI because I'm now embarrassed to claim California. (I wasn't until the past few years) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Those are all quality... er, qualifying ho's... I'LL ALLOW IT!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. orange county is a county, not an individual location... but the county as a whole was very large in the agricultural scene at one time. The I-405 used to hold the world record for largest traffic jam as well. I don't know if it still does or not. (Not gonna take the time to look right now.) I always thought it was a bit humorous that they put the city of orange in the county of orange. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. if the page is not maximized, the links on the left are difficult to see because they're halfway on the black background and half on the cream/white area. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. it doesn't count... it's seasonal... just like on haloween, how almost every female feels that it's their one shot to dress like a HO without risking classification as a HO. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. I have a feeling that if Stitch were here, he'd say something like... are you sure that movie was about baseball??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. no... he scares me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I clearly stated that WE (DZ.com as a WHOLE... not to be confused as HOLE) were dreaming for him... where's your perfectionistismness now??? Edited for grammar so mister perfectionistismness can't correct my errors... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. I'd have to say nasty ho... minus the tight body and strip club thing... My scenario was much like that of the movie in American Pie... I got used my first time by the "nasty ho" and i was excited. I'd also like to quote the movie Lord Of War. "Selling a gun for the first time is a lot like having sex for the first time. You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. hell, he's gotta be pretty damn good by now... why the hell not... I'm gonna manufacture some type of laptop harness for him so he can realize our dreams for him and post in freefall. does that sound weird? hmmm something about that sentence just gives me the creeps... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. I think mine falls under the first item you listed... not famous for it... just causing it... (see intitial post) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. just remember the following info... CLICKY!!! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2628511;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. typo... oops... indecent.... happy now mister gotta-correct-me-so-you-look-smarter-and-can-ruin-my-newly-framed-post-pants??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. 9"??? wow... he wins a prize for that one! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.