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    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Polish joke. The bartender replies, "You see those guys over there?" (Pointing to a group of very muscular individuals) "They're Polish. I'm Polish too. So do you still want to tell your joke?" "Nah," replies the man, "I don't want to explain it ten times." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You staying out there or back to Houston Saturday? Back to Houston. I'm at Walt's place as we speak. His tub isn't as bad as expected eh? No... But I'm considering fixing that to show my appreciation for him letting me stay at his place. I dare you. Imagine that... I need to poop right now too... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Fuck it... I'll give 'er a try... FRY not TRY! Plenty of time for that... I'm gonna be living right by the beach when I get to Florida... I'll be gettin' fried plenty. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Fuck it... I'll give 'er a try... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Personal rule - I don't eat anything with toes... That includes cat, dog, rabbit, etc. (fowl / poultryare OK, those are claws, not toes ) These guys are related to CAMELS, though... Cats don't have toes, they have claws and paws... I've eaten dog... yummy stuff but I definately don't eat it on a regular basis. I LOVE rabbit... as food that is. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Like I said...MY life is good ! I'd say you deserve the ups in your life, seeing as how you used to have to HUNT your food and managed to survive the plague. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Yes I can... I'm just that good. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Yoga class a car wreck or stand up landing with a bag lock.. Yes Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I took jujitsu for several months while in 29 Palms. Loved it. Would've liked to continue, but had to move. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm walking funny today because of lifting legs very heavily a few days ago. Definately regretting it. That was my first day back in the gym in over a month. This tells me that I don't lift near often enough. Time to start getting back in shape. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Where's the option for both? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    So is living on the street and not washing your clothes, but I don't see you making fun of homeless people. I'm not "making fun" of smokers. I'm saying they smell like shit. If I had more expierience with homeless people, I'd probaby say they smell like shit too. Ok, then... Fair 'nuff. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I ain't skeered... I drive a truck. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm guessing sunset because in his old age, he can't get up early enough to see the sunrise. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You staying out there or back to Houston Saturday? Back to Houston. I'm at Walt's place as we speak. His tub isn't as bad as expected eh? No... But I'm considering fixing that to show my appreciation for him letting me stay at his place. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Did you facewash your daughter in the snow??? She has a look about her that seems to say, "I can't believe you just did that shit." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You sure? Walt Yup... and it still runs too... Kinda... but that was the case before I left 29 Palms. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You staying out there or back to Houston Saturday? Back to Houston. I'm at Walt's place as we speak. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Oooooooooooooooooooooooh, that is one of my biggest pet peeves of all time! Don't even *think* about parking in my fucking space, muthafucka!!! One time some dickhead parked his motorcycle in my covered parking space. I went to the local walmart, bought some heavy chain and a padlock and locked his bike to the fucking support post then left town for two weeks. Fucker!!! Walt I'm parked in your spot right now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Damn... beat me to it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I like it! I can't imagine why... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    So, I'm in Houston, TX now, but weather is crummy, so here's the schedule as of now. Temple Tomorrow (Saturday the 19th) Skydive Spaceland on Sunday the 20th Gold Coast Monday the 21st. (If I can get there before it gets dark.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    To be honest, YES. In reading some of the response several people have stated that employers are now requiring six months or more notice for vacation time request. This is becoming more common in the corporate world. By limiting the time you are limiting some people’s ability to attend. Boogie, drink beer or eat...one MUST get their priorities in order! Fixed it for ya. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    GONZO ALERT

    gonzalesna replied to BIGUN's topic in The Bonfire

    If you went to Nighttrips and I wasn't invited.............. Didn't go anywhere that night... stayed at my friend's place and got shitfaced. You could use THAT as your sig line! Well, she DOES have a nice ass. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.