Andy_Copland

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  1. Blame Kelel she gave me this idea. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. genital dyslexia What if she wipes back to front? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. Depends what i kiss first, if im going down and come back up and she says "Andy you smell like crap" i can just say "ooops, wrong hole" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. OK im not freaking super man but i promise to go brush first thing then crawl back into bed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. I promise, my breath doesnt smell like shit either. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. They are perfect i promise. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Grue Grue Grue. I feel thats a personal attack on us all and i will be contacting the appropriate parties to make sure you are stopped on your foul path. Or just laugh Either way works. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Can we be alone? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. ON MY WAY STITCH!!! really. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. I'll agree with that. During The Great War or other massive conflicts the word hero was seldom used. Today you can work in a petrol station 20miles behind enemy lines filling up tanks and still get called a hero. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. I went on a long weekend and met a girl who i went skinny dipping with and had a BBQ on the beach etc, lots of us and it was purely friendly. We kissed on the cheek after i left and got her number. NOTHING in it what so ever. Well my ex only steals my phone and starts texting her "I feel really bad about what we did, i have a girlfriend" The reply was along the lines of "i know ytou have a girlfriend, you told me....what exactly did we do?" She must of thought i was such a fucking dork after that, thinking a kiss on the cheek ment i cheated or something 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Unfortunately i havnt quit DZ.com so stop smiling some of you I had my final beer at work last night, some dodgy Italian character who makes his own wine that tastes more like ink and anti freeze. But it done the job. To to get my shit sorted and start enjoying myself 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Remember theres a "U" in Cunt? Its coming to mind right now 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. I blame society for my failings, i refuse to take responibility 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Jump tickets, its all in the jump tickets. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. Thats so fucking true. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Te next 40 mins would be spent cleaning up. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Yes 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Personally it really depends on the person for me. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Fast Food my bean bag. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. I just woke up, give me a break 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Ah and that remind me of a family guy moment "Your a dog you cant see colour, that means you cant see the American flag... That makes you a communist!" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. I dont like popcorn 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Listening to classic FM 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Its ok, just out bid him 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.