MeatJerky

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  1. Im sitting here licking the god dammed nicoderm CQ patch right now, its not helping. I want to wrap it around a cigarette and smoke it. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  2. Sorry..dont know how to do the clicky thing..im new to this. Feel free to do it if you know how... I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  3. [url]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=106980&item=7166580162&rd=1 Im bored. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  4. Im in finance, having slept on it im in a much better mood. Thanks a lot guys for all the kind words... much appreciated. Im pretty sure im gonna go on to a bigger firm anyway, maybe its gods way of sayin I need a vacation hah. Whatever, lifes good. Blue Skies forever. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  5. Well, the nights over. The woman and I are gonna get to some serious angry.... eh forget it. time for drunk angry sex. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  6. Nah, two months ago they said i wasnt getting laid off, today they changed their minds. Im gonna try for some unemployment...who knows. Just in a drunken rage right now.. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  7. So, at 3 oclock today i was given my two day notice. My company merged, and about half of the workforce was getting laid off and two months ago i was told i wasnt part of that half. Today however, they tell me my last day will be thursday. I am so fucked right now. Student loans, rent, bills, and not a drop of savings cus im in AFF right now and will have to stop jumping for god knows how long... so now, i am sitting with a bottle of Jack, and drowning this shit away. Ugh, please send some find work soon vibes this way, cus in about 3 weeks unless i find something i'll be living on the street. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  8. Yeah seriously. Ive had the pleasure of jumping in Hawaii and Capetown. Talk about the best views in the world. Now i get to see the haze over Pittsburgh, on a good day. We do jump a turbine tho I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  9. Im in college, eat only things that have been frozen or packaged in tiny little delicious raemen packages. I cut out lots of fun stuff to jump, which doesnt bother me a bit. Oh, try selling your body to science, theres always hospitals/researchers that will pay you decent money to rub some cream on your arm to see if it burns or not, or tell them how you feel about smoking a pack a day. Actually, those god damn scientists are paying for 70% of my AFF. Blue Skies.. Dmitry I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  10. Looking out of the door the first time was a life changing experience for me. Did my first tandem in Hawaii at Pacific Skydiving, second one in Capetown at Skydive Capetown, as soon as i got back to the states i sold all my worldly possesions and even sold my body to science (god damn smoking research studies, im sitting here scratching a patch right now that i dont even want to wear, howerver if i wear it for 5 days they pay me, and that means i jump more) just to fund AFF and soon some gear. It opened my eyes and for the first time in my life gave me something i feel passionate about. Blue Skies, Dmitry. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  11. MeatJerky

    SkydivePA

    Waiting till the 17th cus i'll be out of town this coming weekend, and the one after that is just no good for shitty girlfriend related issues. But, if youre around that weekend look for the guy not wearing a jumpsuit and sitting indoors for 8 hours. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  12. MeatJerky

    SkydivePA

    Hey all. Im 99% sure im starting my AFF training on the 17th (or whatever weekend that is) at Skydive PA. Just wondering if anyone out there considers that their home DZ or maybe even works there? Just trying to meet some people before i go out... Blue Skies -Dmitry I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  13. I went at SkyDive Capetown. Cool little place, although they only had a couple cessnas. I see you're from JoBurg. I heard that was an interesting place, unfortunately the closest I got to there was this bar called Jo Burg on Long St in Capetown. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...
  14. So for the past four months i was traveling around the world, and in the process managed to go tandem twice. Once in Hawaii and then again in South Africa. In Hawaii i became friends with the guys at the DZ and i am now completely hooked. Unfortunately in the three days that I did get to experience the whole skydiving vibe, I also got the worst side of it, one of my new friends passed on the day after I met him in an unfortunate accident. Even after seeing the worst of it, i can't stop thinking about skydiving and in the next few weeks will be signing up for an AFF program around Pittsburgh. If anyone is around here, say hi. I would love to talk. I wish my pants had a 3-ring system. Maybe my girlfriend wouldnt have such a problem trying to get them off...