tjmyrick

What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss...

Ummm...She swallowed the whole cork!!!

Back in my day we had freeflying, we just called it "unstable" - Poor Ol' Rigger Bob Drive reckless, take lots of chances, the safest part of your day is over. -standard farewell quote to first jump students.

What's the difference between a blond male and a blonde female? The female typically has a higher sperm count.

...staring does the business end of a pistol held by a beautiful naked woman? A fried of mine wants to see it after I described it to him. Apparently my *verbal* description isn't doing it justice. Thanks

PULEEEEEZE, Stop, One and all. I cannot believe all this senseless drivel and carrying on about a movie that, at best, could be considered mediocre. The only redeeming value in this movie is the performance by two screen greats: James Garner and Gena Rowlands. As far as the rest of the movie is concerned: The plot is overused and quite predictible. Proof that Hollywood has run out of original ideas a long, long time ago. Rachel McAdams' performance was *terribly* average (can't get her "Mean Girls" character out of my head). Ryan Gosling's performance is so stilted that it leads me to believe that he could not act his way out of a paper bag if his life depended on it. And for all you droning on about a man keeping his promise... What about Allie being engaged to Lon yet sleeping with Noah? Tsk, tsk. Are only men required to keep their promises? Apparently so...

Talk To Ya Later by The Tubes She won't even miss me when she's gone And that's okay with me I'll cry later on Talk to ya later—don't want to hear it again tonight Talk to ya later—just save it for another guy Talk to ya later—don't want to hear it again tonight I'll just see you around