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The phone is ringing. Ring….ring…..ring Finally the phone is picked up. A Man’s voice says: Hello? A woman says ‘Hi, is Barry there’? The reply is ‘Who is this?’ The woman replies ‘uh-this is Hillary Clinton.’ The reply is ‘Just a minute.’ Someone else comes on the phone and says ‘Hey, it is not 3 am – why are you calling?’ He continues ‘Hey—I was just kidding Ms. Clinton. Barack will be here in minute. He’s in the head.’ BO: Hello? HC: Hi Barack, this is Hillary. BO: Hey, how ya doin’? HC: Hi Barack….. I was just wondering… well I mean if you could see your way to select me as your VP – I think that America and especially the Democratic party would be united towards electing a democratic president --- this next time around. BO: It is so nice to hear from you, Hillary. Your voice is so much in tune with a need for a change that America wants and needs. HC: Barack, I thought that you might want to change a bit more and add me to your VP list. BO: Hillary, I totally and completely respect you and everything you have done, but – welll …but… HC: yes…? BO: uh the thing is that you cannot give sermons like my former pastors have that garnered much acclamation to my campaign. Wait – that might not be the right explanation. uh – you cannot bring the racists over to my side – in fact you kinda – sort of begged them on in your campaign… HC: Barack, that was then and this is now.