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  1. Mmmmmmmm, sexual relationships... I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  2. 2 am? Christ, the day is just getting started for me. When you work rotating shifts you become a little indifferent to the time of day. You just go with what you feel. For instance: "I feel like putting a picture of my crotch on the internet right now." So, you just do it. Why not? I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  3. Peek-a-boo! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  4. Maybe, but compared to Christina Agwhatever, well, I'm falling for it! What can I say, I'm a sucker for attitude I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  5. People who are unsatisfied with their own life will always feel compelled to reduce others' quality of life. Simple as that. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  6. I was dog-sitting awhile back for my folks. They had just brought home Toby, a Collie-Rot-Sharpe (sp) mix puppy. I was washing my hands at the kitchen sink and he was nipping at my ankle, so I flicked my wet fingers at him and he jumped back. He then proceeded to squat down and piss on the floor while LOOKING AT ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYES. Little fucker. I should have been pissed but I wasn't - I couldn't help but to adore a puppy with that kind of attitude ! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  7. Just got back from TX, and during the drive up I heard "All the Things She Said" by t.A.T.u. a few times. I usually don't get hooked on things this fast but I couldn't get that awesome song out of my head, and I promptly bought the CD. After a brief Google search I believe I've finally found the three keys to happiness: 1. Hot 2. Russian 3. Lesbians I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  8. Yes. No. If the U.S. is going to take the responsibility to remove an evil regime by force, it needs to take equal responsibility in replacing it. Afghanistan was a trial run, and it isn't working. If the U.S. fucks up this Iraq thing, I'm moving to Mars. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  9. http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/02/14/43412.html? I posted a silly link. That means I'm cool. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  10. Dude, she's a woman, she knows how to fold shit. She'll figure it out. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  11. No, but I have a hot cousin. She's married, but who really cares? I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  12. Will you be my friend? I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  13. You got an EXTRA handle on the left? Well, shit - pull it, and then tell me what it does! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  14. WHATEVER DUDE!!!!!!! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  15. Uh, yeah, just like they ignore YOU! At least I got the balls to actually JUMP out of the plane! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  16. Dontcha got a snowmobile or somethin'? Go ride! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  17. Good god momma's boy! Stop being such a puss! Go get a girlfriend or something. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  18. RULES? Oh, please. I'm a REBEL all the way. I don't have time for that bullshit. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  19. Get a life. It's Saturday night and you're sitting in front of your computer. Loser. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  20. Shut up, loser. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...
  21. Son of a fuck, I swear I logged in.
  22. Right on Skreamer. I’d love to hop on a bike and ride it to work, and many other places that I visit frequently. But with the road system here, that would be nothing short of suicide. It’s getting ridiculous. 30 bucks to fill up my little Cavalier? What the fuck? Oh well, I guess that the way it is. Josh
  23. Dirtsucks

    Too Funny!

    It’s really amazing the things people will do just to meet girls from Hooters. Just go to the damn restaurant and tell em you’re a skydiver! They’ll be all over ya! (So I’ve heard .) Josh
  24. Speedracer – I’ve never heard of any like that happening outside of having a cold/sinus infection or allergies. Maybe talk to a doctor who’s an Aviation Medical Examiner. They check for sinus equilibrium or whatever it’s called when you get a Medical Certificate so they might know. I’ve been really wondering about allergies. In mid to late summer my allergies make life very miserable, even with prescription drugs. Back when I used to fly it would really screw with me on descents. Any skydivers have to deal with that? Josh
  25. Hey Kelly, sorry to hear about that. If anybody understands what it’s like to not jump because of money, ya know I do. I haven’t posted a whole lot on the threads recently, but I have been lurking, and I know how much fun you’ve been having. I hope everything works out for you. I’ve been very patient trying to get back up in the sky, and I know you will too, hopefully soon. See ya Kel. Josh