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    Sorry you had an accident : ( That just sucks! But you're ok and that's all that really matters : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Maybe Douglas Adams got it wrong...maybe the answer really is Bill. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    I'm watching this thread closely to see if I should invest in padded bras. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Yesterday, I lied to you all about something very important. I said that there is no happily ever after. Really, that is not true. Sometimes happily ever after just doesn't look like you thought it would. For me, I think happily ever after involves: Two wonderful (sometimes evil) very healthy children Great friends to hang out with A safe place to live Enough money to pay the bills and still skydive now and again A bunch of cool people I've never met who care about me There are other things that I have been programmed to think are important, but I have more than my share of love. It just doesn't look like I thought it would. Thanks again for everything : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    what is a NTAC? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Well...some evil thoughts are happy ones.... : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    You go right ahead and take pictures of his fungused scrotum if you want . . . I mean it's not like it has a Jack in the Box Head on it or soemthing. that's funny : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    But funny too and happy - cuz all thos e people get to have sex. Sex is happy Sex is Good LONG LIVE SEX! I'll second that : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    I'm the opposite - I get drunk almost every night that I'm not at the DZ and I rarely drink when I'm there. Tonight - it's red wine... Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Watching Debbie Does Dallas Watching Deep Throat Hmmmm...interesting images : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    I'm going to try to think only happy thoughts for the rest of the day. Give me suggestions.... Watching the waves at the ocean.... Watching canopies open... Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    I believe there is something about mandatory attendance. I went to dinner with a friend the other night. We got to the restaurant at 9:00. I got home at 11:20 and I was in trouble because I wasn't home sooner : ( When I said "until death do us part", what I really meant to say was until I felt like killing myself. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    There is no happily ever after. Happily ever after is a story that just isn't finished. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    ah... I see... Now, the other alternatives don't seem so bad : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    I'm dreading the weekend. September 3rd is my 18th wedding anniversary. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    I'm going to have change my sig line back to : BTW...I'm a girl. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Maybe I'll get lucky and spend the weekend plowing mud or better yet..consuming large quantities of ground glass. Unfortunately, I doubt I'll be that lucky. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Saturday is the pajama party - someone could read bedtime stories : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Dear Walt, It's so nice that you have offered this service. My 8 year old daughter is out of town for the week. I've decided to rearrange her room while she is away. Is it ok for me to give away all of her old books and toys? Thanks again for helping, Sarah Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    Unfortunately, it's hard to determine which human babies are evil. Their horns don't start developing until much later. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    It's actually FAR worse than that - someone will shoot the alien instead of making you take care of it for 18 years. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    If you aren't pregnant, than you could try Turtle's suggestion : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    : ( You aren't pregnant are you? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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    I like the way you think : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...