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  1. DIABLITA
    YESSSSS. I salute you, sir. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    Or falling teeth. Our sweet naive Josh! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    Ah, but you see I've already thought of that. It has to be a different random word because you won't have traveller's checks with you this time. What will you have that will make people not want to fuck with you? Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    I'm going to attempt escaping the box to go also...ooolala! I'm going to bet on Chunks uttering the phrase "Don't fuck with me, I've got (fill in with a random word)!" Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    We have roughly 125 tandems booked from Monday through Thursday, and people are still calling to book. I can't wait! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    HAHAHAHA! Oh yes, that made my day. Maybe we should take away punctuation from Josh. Punctuation and speakerphone. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  7. DIABLITA
    Why do I have to be a velcro head? Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  8. DIABLITA
    Hey, I call my boyfriend's wingsuit a skirt. And Jeff, I'm taking that week off, so be ready to have a knife fight when you get out of your car. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    Watch out, biscuit brothers, I'm bringing my A game. And by A game I mean I'll be shanking all the talented people in the parking lot so they can't compete. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    I'd have to say that Gnarls Barkley annoys me much worse than Dane Cook. I hate Gnarls Barkley, and I have to hear him on tandem videos all day long. Juju even calls to play it to me over the phone in manifest when he hears it on the radio... I'm haunted by Gnarls. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    I think we are having the otter actually...I haven't heard any plans about a caravan, but I could be wrong. There will be powered parachute jumps instead of balloon jumps though, which are $50. Still seeing if we can schedule a helicopter... Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    Just participating in Kevlar's evil demands...The cat's name is Zeke. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    I think Zeke is a great name. Name the cat Zeke. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  14. DIABLITA
    I thought I'd be either working and getting ready to go back to A&M or going to school temporarily at Texas State. And I'm so so so happy I'm not at A&M now (I like to call it depressedville). I certainly didn't think I'd resign to going to Texas State or switch my major to art... Makes me wonder what the hell I'll be up to this time next year. Maybe I will be paralyzed and then Josh will have to take care of me. I'll get to have an electric chair and I'll throw things at him. I'll have twenty cats that will be my army and I'll scare little children away. Oh it shall be GLORIOUS!!! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    Damn it, Josh, it's about time you STOPPED SINGING THAT SONG! Stop! Just STOP! And Douva, you're not helping!!! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    So are you going to play doctor with us nurses? Or should we just assist you with your patients? Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  17. DIABLITA
    That's not me...in fact that looks like Caroline... Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  18. DIABLITA
    I always find that when I meet someone, I'll eventually find them sexy if I like their personality. I have actually found a couple of guys that I thought were ugly as shit, and then when I got to know them I thought they were sexy. Almost as if they physically looked different. Personality matters ALOT Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    damn aggies... Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  20. DIABLITA

    Any ideas?

    DIABLITA replied to DIABLITA's topic in The Bonfire

    You two better watch out, or you're gonna see the end of my shotgun pointing at you from the manifest window. WHAT? I'm a gangsta. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
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    Any ideas?

    DIABLITA replied to DIABLITA's topic in The Bonfire

    Alright, I want to design shirts for experienced skydivers and also shirts for Skydive San Marcos to sell to the tandem folks, and I want them to be incredibly offensive and funny. I don't want ideas that have been used before, so does anybody have some awesome little one-liners that I can put on some shirts? Here's some of the suggestions I've encountered so far: -"Survived abortion? Try skydiving!" -"Borrow your mom's pair and go skydive." -"Your mother's a whore. Jump out of an airplane." That should give y'all an idea of what I'm looking for-so post 'em! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  22. DIABLITA
    BRING IT ON FAIRY BOY!!!!!!!!!! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  23. DIABLITA
    Oh you just wait, I'll be at six hundred and something posts within MINUTES. Yeah right, I don't want to be a dorky aryan prince like you. SUCKAAAA!!!! Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  24. DIABLITA
    Yeah, screw Arizona. All it wants to do is give people nose bleeds anyway. Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.
  25. DIABLITA
    Pale September by Fiona Apple Does anybody know this song besides me? Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.