skydiver51

I totally agree. Women that are way too skinny look like they have aids.

Sorry, but I couldn't help it. Thought it was fitting.

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem; you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both; that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! (c) Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: Never send another man a picture of a dumb ass who tried waxing his balls and now has a big bloody spot left to show for his stupidity, EVER! We hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. You may get your Man Card back after the review board has met.

Maybe most people haven't discovered the proper way to wax their nose and ear hair?

You people are sooooo fucking funny!!!!!!! I suspose you all are the ones wondering around the malls with your cell phones stuck to your ear or standing around punching the buttons on your ButtBerries.

Found a price on it??? Sounds like the best idea yet!!

another good tee....

You can probably tell by how long it takes him to type.

Do you REALLY know who you are chatting with???

That's why the pic wasn't taken from behind where the good view is.

I did one on my 600th and it was GREAT!!! I think I have posted a pic on here of after I landed. May some some day post one of me in freefall if you don't mind seeing a snoe white body in freefall.

I made a high speed pass at Quincy the last year the jet was there and I believe we were at 12,000. How many does the DC9 take on a load?? Have fun and be safe!!

I'm already tall,boring,and poor but would like to be tall,boring and rich.

I would would watch if she wore one of her thongs.

WEEEELLLLL, that has Wicked weasels site beat to hell!!

Sure!! Polls suck any way. The only accurate poll would be if ever one answered.

I agree with you on most points except I think Richards was talking about the skydivers who call non skydivers whuffos who are not trying to belittle them. As for the smart asses who try to belittle me with the comments you stated I reply that ever since my tour in viet nam I have been attracted to dangerous sports and walk off. Read my sig line and you will see why I walk off after my comment. Yes some tight groups have fun with non participants but it does not shine a favorable light on the sport especially on a site like DZ.com where those people some times visit.

Well I think Bigway ansewred your questions. It's all about egos and being in a clique like DZ.Com. I have wondered the same things you just posted but never had to post them here. I just watched and read the post made on here and the lack of response to post made by certain people and I got all my answers. The only people who your post will hit a nerve are the people you are posting about.

This was back in about the late 50s.

Oh hell that's right, and I am in that age group now.

To my knowledge it has happened only once.

This is what I thought last night "If I strain just a little bit harder I can get rid of this fart and not wake up with gas pains in the middle of the night."

They could be seen here in Oklahoma one time way back when I was a young kid. That was a REAL long time ago.

I would love to be on virgins Bronsons first space flight.

I lost my first wife after 23 yrs of marriage Jim. The whole 23 yrs I didn't know what was wrong with me. I have since remarried and I believe that getting back into jumping while I was single helped alot. The VA has helped keep me going also. Glad to hear your doing jim.