skydiver51

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  1. LMAO someone who knows what smegma is!!!!
  2. Bad luck! You are suffering from Limp dick's Lurgy. Cause: exposure to radiation Symptoms: sneezing, frequent listlessness, sleepwalking, seeing dead people Cure: take four Viagra tablets every day for the rest of your life
  3. Would you happen to be baned from living 100 ft from any schools???
  4. Dude, You're Getting a Bacon Strip!
  5. A Donio's Too Wet Without One. My wifes nickname for me.
  6. The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Damit Ray. I use to be called Damnit Ray by my ex. Ray being my middle name.
  7. Open my eyes, get out of bed. Isn't there any one else that does it this way?
  8. Kinda like a guy I use to work with " if they are old enough to bleed they are old enough to breed." Kinda sick I think.
  9. If I were single again: 54/40/depends on how young and crazy they acted. Kinda like me.
  10. Haven't heard of them but I think I will stick with french toast.
  11. I wouldn't put my dogs ANYTHING on there.
  12. LOL, would you put your face on the scanner like that dumbass did after all those dicks had been on there????
  13. To make french toast right the batter should have eggs in it.
  14. Wow , that would be nice since the wife has moved to the other bedroom because of my snoring. Hope she doesn't read this!!!!
  15. Hummmm, make note to check out this Hotel for New Years Eve 2007. OUCH.......... Make new note, wife isn't a swinger!!!
  16. Yes along 111th street, in Jenks anyway. Not sure what it's called in Sapulpa.
  17. There was one about 2 miles west of our house last night at 111th and 75 highway just south of the creek turnpike. I live on the south side of Jenks. Could see a little orange glow over the houses in the west and could smell smoke. Wish Calif. could send us some of their rain!!
  18. Congrats!! Sorry to hear she had to retire when she was doing so well How tall does that breed get? Hope she is doing well with the hip problem.
  19. How long were you in Alaska and where did you live? My sister lived the for a couple of years when her husband was in the service. One of these days I want to fly up there and then rent an SUV and do some touring through the state.I have been on a cruise up through the southern part but you don't get to see a whole lot. We really love our chow. He has never showed any aggression toward other dogs but we keep a close eye on him or put him out side when people come to visit.
  20. It's a tough choice between a Husky or Malamute but I would like to keep the dog inside for the most part. Until I retire in July He/she would outside with access to the garage, then inside after I retire when I can be here to let him/her out. A Malamute is a little to big for inside. My brother found out that a small back yard isn't the place for them. He was constantly filling holes, But the dog would love you to death when you went out side with him.
  21. Thank you to all who have replied. I have read alot about them and what people who who run shelters or have them for sale think of them but I would rather hear from people who have had them a while. I love dogs almost to a fault and would REALLY like to have a wolf. That could only happen if I didn't have grand kids and lived way out in the country. Again Thanks for the info!
  22. ummm not to sure about the tucking their tail to a cat. Every site I have looked at say no cats and I don't think they mean they are afriad the dog will get hurt.
  23. Great looking dogs. We have a 6 ft. privacey fence and wrought iron on both sides in the front (6 ft. also). I definitely need exercise so that kind of dog will leave me no excuse to do it.