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    Sex first, jump, then sex again. Yes it isn't fun jumping with a chubbie.
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    It said I may be one of these three: Paranoid, Schizoid, Avoidant.
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    A good motivation poster.
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    To bad. Would have been nice to go to an Irish boogie.
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    I'd rather be

    skydiver51 replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire

    I'm retiring in July so the other part would be nice if it happened on or before then.
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    As far away as possible????
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    Shania Twain - Keeping you forever and for always.
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    I would take the wife to Ireland. For the boogie and to see where my ancestors came from.
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    Malfunction
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    I don't understand why you think you will be making so much money from people with tatoos? Most people who get them keep them. Lasers are used for alot of skin problems, not just tatoos.
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    No they don't send you to Oklahoma. We have a more complex vocabulary. Like: Wigjadigja. Used in a sentence like: "You didn't bring your truck wigja digja?" Just study a Jeff Foxworthy Tape. We use alot of them words.
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    I love to sip it in a shot glass. Now that i'm older, my body bruises to easy from hitting the floor.
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    Toe nail biter first, stalker the second.
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    I never want to grow up! Right now i'm a sheetmetal worker and welder. After I reitre in July I plan on doing glass etching with sand blasting and get back into drawing. (some of my past drawing)
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    Granddaughter 5 months, Grandson 4yrs.
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    Allow myself to grow up! (well to some extent any way) Out side of that my brother and I use to watch military jumpers from the roof of our garage. So one day we decided to get an old bed sheet and tie some rope on the four corners. We held on to the ends of the rope and jumped off the garage (one at a time). Needless to say it didn't work and was a hard landing. So in a way it wasn't all that dumb. I have enjoyed the greatest sport there is all because of those child days.
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    What is your name and your nickname? Don Maxwell Damit Don, Donio When is your birthday? July 7 What is your eye color and hair color? Brown Auburn Do you drink? Smoke? Yes Fuck Yes What city do you live in? Tulsa, Ok What is your occupation, and do you enjoy your job? Welder and Sheetmetal worker Yes How often do you travel? if you consider 213 miles round trip to work everyday travel then VERY often How many languages do you speak? depends on how much i've had to drink What kind of music do you enjoy? most anything but rap/hip hop What is your favorite food? Italian Do you have a favorite color? Black Do you have any unusual habits or quirks? don't know of any What is a talent that you have that most people don't expect from you? Drawing (people) Name something that you are proud of in your life. went to veit nam in stead of Canada
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    A smart blonde joke.......... A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know, I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde had just opened a book but she closes it and says "What would you like to discuss?" He says "How about nuclear power?" "OK" says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff.....grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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    Jumped out of gear my ass. Bet he didn't put it in park after stopping some many times.
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    Tell them you know why women don't fart. It's because they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.
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    Tell them that god gave women a few more brains than a cow so that when you squeeze their tits they don't shit on the floor.
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    Sorry for your loss. Don't try to drown the sorrow, rejoice in the memories of his friendship.
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    Just one very useful knot, hangmans noose knot.
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    It's normal to have strange weather here in Oklahoma but a few days after Jan. 1st we had mid 70's weather then acouple of days later it snowed 2" then last night it was in the mid 60's and we had tornado warnings in the southern part of the state and today it's down in the low 50's. Go figure!
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    Yhe guy I first heard it from was years ago when he called someone a "smegma head". Not sure how he found out what it meant and don't really want to know.