skinnyshrek

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  1. me too it sucks doesnt it http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  2. Hey, I can't let you be dissing a founding father of team tartare...Maybe Jay just doesn't need to jump that often to maintain those mad skillz....OK, Maybe not. Sounds like ya'll are gonna have a blast-I'll be working an airshow in Fairhope, AL while wishing I were there instead. You should get popsjumper to buy beer for everyone in my honor
  3. Why do i get the feeling you are masterbating to that idea right now http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  4. I can get you a place to crash but no pikeys allowed http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  5. so your coming now http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  6. you up for the poker game? Is that what happens after 11 o'clock? I dont know someone will be getting poked somewhere. Just be careful the farm has a high preggo. Ask the fat china man http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  7. you up for the poker game? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  8. ahhh look at the 2 midgets flurting online http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  9. You better we need your easy money at the poker game http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  10. Fuck no we are changing his name to pastey ass no jumping jello...Oh and we have that weird fucker from michigan coming down to organize i forget his name speedo or sporto i believe i'd go with speedo as he's gay as hell and spends most of his time swimming in the pond http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  11. ok folks, this week-end is a big one. We have pikey andy leaving for the uk also, have brandy challenging jello to a showdown regarding poker. As you know, brandy broke her finger this week-end jumping, so all feel free to make fun of her She will be doing a canopy course soon. But there will be plenty of beer and if enough interest a steak and lobster saturday night care of dennis. It is an all u can jump week-end so lots of peeps will be there. Watch jello cry as brandy takes him down http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  12. no one cares what you wear at the farm, thought you were coming up here see letting us down again. I see Andy let you down with his drunk ass and the cheap beer http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  13. Hey deafo, get your boney, gay decorating as to the farm this week-end, we are having a big poker game http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  14. what her finger or the fine women in the er room.x ray room. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  15. Poor Brandy she has no luck except for marrying me. All joking aside. ROME hospital has some really fine women working there seriously. Especially in the x ray room http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  16. Skinny Shrek is out of beer . . . You think i carry that shit in the camper. That is only a pikey ass bastard beer. I will drink that piss if there is nothing left but that is about it. As for getting drunk on it, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. us real men know how to drink http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  17. Poor Brandy..You should change the title to poor brandy and her landings. She is planning on doing the scott miller canopy couyrse. She needs it http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  18. Oh yes, you guys in blitey have heard all the stories of andys shagging and blah blah blah. Now can you see most of his ramblings are in his dreams. I don't see too many women around him in that pic. He's holding the bottle like its his penis isn't he. Like i said, his fantasies he thinks are reality. How can you pass out on Bud light. lets seemm their new slogan. BUD LIGHT PREFFERED BEER OF MIDGETS. Real men of genius http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  19. What pikey isn't telling you is his ohio piece of ass got tired of the little fellow and he has run out of money. He a resorted to living on a little boat in the river fishing for his lunch. Oh yes, in the picture he is all smiles but deep down the picture tells a different story http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  20. Enkoy Britain and its awesome jumping Maybe you could catch up with a few of your snooty ass base jumpers for a beer. The only good thing about going back to England is for the pubs and sunday dinner after that the best thing from england is passport control and the duty free shop on the way back to the states. I KNOW what you will be going through. You could always get a job in the midget porn business i guess http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  21. What? Masturbate cuz she's holdin' out on sex again? Oh please. He is usually asleep before I am! man poor wifey i asked her to goto the store but she went to bed lazy ass. See, you just can't get a good women anymore. makes you have to drive a mile to buy beer. How times have changed. And they wonder why we don't want to cuddle after anymore http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  22. I did i just needed an oz to clarify it for me...Ok leaving in 30 don't let GSP know brandy is in the car. They will probably pull me over. See you all in 4.5 hours http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  23. I true man will also be holding 2 24 ounces and get them drunk before the temp of the beer changes byat the most 5 degrees http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  24. Hey, you all loaded up just in case you get any nutjob showing up at your dz armed and dangerous I figured your camper turns into something like the vehicle from stripes http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  25. No i drove there. man this ice cold beer tastes good....why do beer stores advertise the coldest bee in town fucking liars http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?