skinnyshrek

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  1. The farm rocks. Just hide your beer. Hey, if i am not there lock it in the camper. You know there's fucking losers at every dz i guess. no job no money always begging for beer and food.lol. Oh, the manifest woman is awesome, i meant shannon everyone http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  2. Billy, have you ever tried cranking one off. You know there's shit load of free porn on the internet yet you always know who's online..Maybe you are wanking to people online..Now that is scary. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  3. Now there is an Idea!! Actually a Friend of mine has a Bottle capper they are going to let me borrow. I promise from this point forwad to ALWAYS keep atleast a couple Bottles of "Recycled" Beer in the fridge at all times for those that just help themselves. That is my idea you stole. Fuck it, just put a drop of mercury in the beer. Be great to watch them shake like a shitting dog then just die. fucking peasants annoy me http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  4. skyride threads http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  5. NO! Completely Useless yet still amusing to push down stairs. damn, wish we had stairs at the dz http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  6. It's the worthless pieces of shit that don't have a job but will steal your shit when your not there. Thanks for bringing me some beer because it was too late friday to buy some.. Even though my camper had a case.. I seriously would like to put a loaded gun 38-45 range in the camper..Anyone that breaks in gets one in the head...You know, i wouldn't lose any sleep over the thieving bastards.. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  7. Its a 2 way street. I was just up at a boogie in Nebraska they had different landing areas for swoopers...Believe it or not, the swoopers had to land just a tad further away than the straight in approaches. It worked like this. If you were doing one approach you couldn't go in the airspace of the others. The first offence you got a warning. The 2nd you were told to leave the dZ. The whole week-end not one incident. Everyone stuck to the PLAN! Banning swooping is not the answer. Just altering the approaches http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  8. Post WW2 that what the Poms paid to imigrat to OZ, we had a massive labour shortage. it didnt last too long the poms lost to many skilled people so they stopped it Because the poms are the smartest race i belice http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  9. BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING DEAF U IDIOT http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  10. You in your last post said you don't want to be an "I"... But you wish to bash the "I"s publicly on these forums and post videos? Perhaps offer the videos to the course directors and USPA so they can see what needs improvement if you want to make a change. If you are so good, then why don't you become an instructor or evaluator for the directors so you can make the rating harder? If all the good guys claim that all they are passionate about is video (and people tell me their choice is video over AFF because it pays more, is less work, and is more relaxing), then you will have a hard time finding the best instructors. If all the good guys blame the system, the system will stay broken. Actually, i am in the video for fun. i don't need to work in skydiving to make money. I do believe the system needs changing how is bashing someone when you have tried everything to help them attain a batter quality of service to the customers when their attitude is well i am an instuctor. I don't claim to be good or great. I have no desire to be an instuctor as i probably am not a good teacher. As fo my flying skills, i would probably pass. Like i said i love shooting video, i will shoot video for nothing as that is what i am passionate about http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  11. hell yes there are some awesome instructors out there..But what do you do to the ones that get their rating and all of a sudden think they are god. No matter how hard you advise them show them the video where they fucked up. Talk to them about what advice they are giving to students. I guess i will just have to get my rating to try and help the students better http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  12. sure, we will send him with the rest of the ozzies. chads trailor http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  13. seeing twice as far with one eye as we do with 2 http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  14. How do I get off of "Aunt" status? banging a shit load of young jumpers http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  15. There are still course directors who will let you write a check for your ratings and same for renewals. It all in who you know. I think we have a winner. Even the tandem rating i believe is easy to get. I have no desire for either. My passion is video. But watching some of these supposedly AFF instuctors is damn right shameful. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  16. or straws or tablets with a superman logo or dolphin http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  17. skinnyshrek

    Dizzy slow

    It's probably just you. Try Addarol, it changed my life.................Look!!! Something shiney. me too but it burns the shit out of your nose http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  18. skinnyshrek

    Dizzy slow

    well, reading ozzie typing is like bebonics at best so give me some slack http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  19. skinnyshrek

    Dizzy slow

    because your a cheap fucker..buy a new computer god damn aussies. And they bitch about the POMS man, we saved that country http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  20. I have videoed a couple of AFF instructors who i believe , have no business being instructors. Watching them spin a student and cause them to go unstable is fucking ridiculous. I have tried the approach with them asking them why they failed the student knowing it was their fault. Their response basically is i am an instructor i know what i am doing. Basically, i am asking what happened to the standards years back when it took a few attempts. I may post the videos and see what you folks think. Me personally, think these instuctors have no business being in the air with students. They also have no businesss jumping the canopies they do. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  21. Mouse, don't you know that a fat china bossman is called a ... bloss-man And the one running manifest this week-end is called huuuuuh elcunt-o (supplies!) http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  22. So what you are saying is that You struck out again huh? No what he is saying is the weather is so shitty in britain he hasn't jumped since he has been back.so, he is becomming very disgruntled with the world..You know, like the posters on here that never jump but complain all the time....welcome in andy copeland the new biatch http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  23. I dont eat fish and my hair IS NOT grey! I spend alot of money to make sure its not Sing along your so vain, you probably think this thread is about you don't you http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  24. Remind me to look you guys up if I ever get to visit the UK. remind yourself you deaf bastard. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  25. It usually gets bad when we get brokeback pikey bastards entering the country you probably have the same problem. at least next time we will try and enfore a better quality control at the borders http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?