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A couple of years back, I was using Craigslist personals with interesting results. I met one lady to go walking with her while she walked her dogs one Sunday.(I love dogs) It went pretty well and we discussed meeting later in the week after we figured out our fluctuating schedules. It took a while and we were to meet the Monday night of a three day weekend. I had planned to be out of town as part of a four day weekend, but changed my plans. She calls me midday on Friday and says that she hadn't actually broken up with her boyfriend (she mentioned she had during our walk). It was now too late to go on my previously planned weekend. I blew her off, duh. What made this so funny was that I get a call from her about a month later. She asked who I was because she didn't recognize my number in her cell phone. She said she didn't remember because maybe she had smoked a bit too much. Her profile said she didn't. I had some fun with her before I let her off the hook. I responded to another post and as we started talking on the phone, I had reservations if she was my type. I decided to meet anyway to see if my radar was working. It was almost immediately obvious to both of us that it was a bad match. We stuck around long enough to finish our brunch. Not worth wasting a good meal. I went out with one lady a few times. I then get an email saying she has been going out with another guy during the same time and he is more her type. I say no problem and good luck. About a month later I see she is posting again and I also get an email from her asking if I am still interested. Uh, no. The funniest was one that said she lived "Outside San Francisco". She lived in St. Louis. I guess that is considered outside SF. After that, I gave up on Craigslist. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Just another version of a placebo. Power of suggestion is very powerful. If it works for him, great. But if you gave him a piece of heavy copper electrical wire bent into the shape of a bracelet and told him it had the same "powers" it would cost him a lot less. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

There are folks on here with whom I would consider enjoying carnal pleasure, but never a troll. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

A fool and their money are soon parted. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

OOh really? You dickless, monkey fucking, turtle banging, cocksucker with a face like a dog! Goddamn mother fuckin titty suckin one balled bitch! You gotta ping pong pussy and a rubber dick! Oh and you have bad breath. Hehe...can't believe I still remember those from when I was a kid. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

It just scares me that he has that as a reference point. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

How about: "Take Two" "Plan B" "RRP" for Riggers Retirement Plan And if it happens again, Tiger Woods 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Damn, I wish I had known that while we were talking at the bonfire. Never too late. How you doin'? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I do what I am good at. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Freudian slip? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

3. Guys that have their head shaved are cool. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Your first few jumps, everything is new and seems to go by so fast, from freefall through to landing. As you get more jumps, things will start to slow down. Eventually you will be looking forward to a smaller canopy. I had Adam as my AFFI for all but one of my student jumps. He was fun and helped me work through my spin issues. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

You are safe from me, because I won't be there. And I was no where near you Bob. It had to be one of my brethren. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

That is racist. You are a racist!!! Right now I am. I'm part of Jessie's rainbow coalition. I prefer green beans, orange carrots, red bell peppers, brown mushrooms and yellow squash instead of white rice or pasta. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

We have a Thumper as well that visits every once in a while. I'm glad I wasn't there to hear it when he earned the name. Ouch. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'm not even on a formal diet--low carb or otherwise. I started this thread because I tend to severely crave and overeat carbs at times. Walt I'm in the same boat. Since I have been working less, I have put a few pounds back on. I am addicted to carbs. I have found the easiest way to shed the pounds is just stay away from processed white foods. I don't worry if I actually eat something that has carbs in it or if I occasionally cheat. I just don't have them as the main source of calories. Started it a couple of weeks ago and I'm down five pounds. Now I just need to start being more active and the rest of the weight will come off and will stabilize where my body wants to. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

At dinner at a mexican restaurant during the Holiday Boogie, a certain DZ.commer with a smiley face avatar very non-subtly pointed at a girl at a nearby booth and said quite loudly: "Hey grue! Do you think I'd go to jail if I played with her?" "Shit man, I dunno... that one's gonna vary from state to state" That girl went BRIGHT red, so there's no question as to if she heard us or not If I remember correctly, at same said restaurant, you received the nickname of "Stiffy". But not for the same reason as above. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

All I see are a few dishes, a couple of pans and a bunch of fast food cups. Dude, put the dishes in that box under the counter that washes them for you and throw away the cups. Might be a bit of tough love, but sheesh, suck it up cupcake. *points to sig line* I do give lessons, but they aren't cheap. Pack bitch, kitchen bitch, massage bitch... Just call me B.O.A.T. Bitch of All Trades

Both of us were of legal age. She was my SO of 5 years. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Seeing them do it is a hoot. They did not write it, just made it famous. They were inducted into the baseball hall of fame for the routine. If you want the whole thing, here it is. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I don't Know's on third Who's pitching tomorrow? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

You can get additional shims to make the Bonehead fit better. You can also bake it to tighten up the sides. I have a big melon and look forward to trying the Mamba. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

:6:0 5 4way scramble jumps 1 12 RW Glorious weather at Davis. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

A ways back, she posed for a magazine shoot in her undies. She wanted to show what she really looked like, not Hollywood make believe. She insisted on standard lighting, no make up and no retouching. What you saw was a woman in her forties, minor wrinkles and not perfectly toned. But you also saw a woman confident in who she is and proud of it. Don't get me wrong, she has the bod, but it is that self confident "Don't give a shit attitude" that makes her smokin' hot still today. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Jump at Hollister. They do a nice job balancing tandems and upjumpers. I've never been bumped for a tandem. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity