Buried

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  1. that looks messy Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  2. those are some fancy models you got there Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  3. that sucks. Glad i didn't drive out on sunday. did they spin up the cessna? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  4. - I think I lost my ring...... - Can you put your teeth back in? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  5. - You know I was a man once? - Hey I used to have one of those! - I think you need practice Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  6. - I need to answer that, It's my gay lover - I need to answer that, It's my other g/f - I need to answer that, It's my mother - Are you sure that you are suppose to smell like that? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  7. -Why are you crying? - Why aren't you crying? - No, but I love parts of you. - Your turn. - Well, I guess i'm not gay afterall - You know what, I must be gay - You are my first - Great, all over my monitor! - You can wake up - We should get married. - Least likely to get laid, yeah right! - Where does this go again? - I think something fell out - OPPS! GO..! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  8. - is she always that hairy? - Does she can cancer or something? .. when why is she bald? - I would never want to be in your shoes - So when do we get to kill her for the insurance $? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  9. there's a boogie happening... right now? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  10. yeah but my penis isn't THAT large.. and i dont swing that way. How do you know if you haven't tried...oh I get it. You HAVE tried! Do tell! I dont want to foul up your opinion of him Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  11. yeah but my penis isn't THAT large.. and i dont swing that way. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  12. maybe you have some marbling.. that makes it yummy. how can he eat you when he's already been eaten? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  13. - FYI your [new] wife likes to nibble - She likes it when you pull her hair - Your mom is rocking, she single? - This reminds me of your third marriage. go... Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  14. I say we take all holes that present themselves! Anyone ever tell you you have a special way with words? he's just a little frustrated. I'm sure wildcard can show you his morgue Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  15. Who's with me? You think one would get all scratched up..... ya know... down there? I'd imagine that may hurt. maybe for fun we can then jump in a vat of rubbing alcohol... with goggles of course! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  16. that is sooooo 1986 Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  17. i'm not sure how many 85 mags weight, but i'd guess it would be ~20$ in a box by usps 5-9 day Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  18. if you were drunk by the moon, that would be interesting.... Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  19. Damn, that was my vote... maybe we can share her?
  20. I feel so old now..... welcome to reality Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  21. what about an increase in manatory vacation time? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  22. you should ask slappie about his first love. It's a great story! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  23. it's been like that for a while now Apparently it happens every year! say it aint so! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  24. that is such a shame. I'm sure you would swallow if you were hungry Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
  25. aren't you a little off and young for front242.. that band does require a certain taste Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?