swedishcelt

At least we know where to put the reply to a quote in a post.

Screw Houston.

But then you get all that plop-splash action. And who likes that? It's a mess.

Tell you what, if you make me one and bring it over right now, I will let you make it however you want.

That's why you side pour the soda.

NO.

I missed today's games damnit!!! F@ckity f@ck!!! I slept through the whole damn day. The only day I missed.

I thought a float was classically made with rootbeer and vanilla ice cream. You put in the ice cream then side pour in the soda allowing the ice cream to float to the top. At least that is how I was taught in NWPA. Yum.

LOL!!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answe rs, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

I was raised on a farm. I don't think I need to say more.

Yeah. Like that's going to work. Real smooth.

being alive

Goodluck sweety!!!

Is this what you really look like upside down?

poor baby turtle going on a rocket ride

Mine don't get me anything. My ass does. And anyways, I prefer an excellent or good wine to beer. Besides, I'm a nun and supposed to be above all that stuff. Chaoskitty is right about that tongue avatar, and anyways, your eyes are way more sexier.

Aren't the Whalers now the Hurricanes?

LOL!! How funny!! I bet at least it was tearless!! Puppy shampoo must be close to baby shampoo, right?

Hope your dog gets better soon. Please keep us posted on his progress.

If you have a rig isn't it kind of easy to tell the weight range of someone pretty much?? I mean I don't have a rig yet so I wouldn't count but I don't see age or weight as being a big thing and I'm not a skinny or anything. [crazy I don't think women care.

That's it!! I'm off to the bar.

Is your pickle pierced?

He was like a bat in her cave.

I just feel bad for the sun fading and damage that was done to your tat. If you want it to stay pretty bring a stick of spf and make someone apply it next time you poor dear. My mom used to throw the liquid aloe and some baking soda in a bath and soaking in it would take out the sting and stop the shivers.