swedishcelt

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  1. ...and wait until you see the front view.
  2. Wait, I thought I already sent them to you!! Well. Not the lingerie ones. Those were in Remster's imagination.
  3. Are you trying to say shit? Or bull shit?
  4. On the other hand, 97.53% of all statistics are made up on the spot... so keep the salt lick close-by! Yes!! OMG- even better! You're soooo right, they may be thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to a made up study. LMAO!!!
  5. ROFLMAO You read a study on it? I don't know what thought is funnier, the thought of you reading an actual study on it or the thought of all the different ethnicities of men on this site thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to the study. Tee Hee.
  6. And go blind? Wait, that's something else...
  7. No. But...do you have a face or are you really father sun? Inquiring minds want to know...
  8. I would just like to cash in on some of that natural morphine right about now!!
  9. Anyone else feel the urge to shout out, "KNEES AND TOES!!!"??
  10. Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab? It was beer. BS You bought it too!! Why are you still up? How come the sleeping pills take so long to kick in? I stay up just to add glory and sunshine to more skydiver's lives. (And set the record straight!!)
  11. Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab? It was beer. BS You bought it too!!
  12. Busted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it??
  13. They are two screws too actually! They look like one on the photo but there are 2.
  14. If thats her in the avatar she could die for a few hours! Am I the only one who didn't get this one?
  15. I pulled the right one in and then rolled fine. It only took a microsec to break the right one when I threw it out. I messed up. Not a scratch on me other than the right one's damage though thank goodness.
  16. And a very good lesson learned on why one should keep both legs together during one's plf.
  17. Oh there are women. We just already know them too well. Um... not meaning that well as in... oh nevermind...
  18. But... um... you're the one who wrote the "Imbrokenwithmetalstickingoutofmyputrefiedflesh" thread.
  19. Damn s/he had me fooled Ooh! Funny. You guys are killing me. I missed this place.
  20. So you're saying that the dogs and garden tools need to leave immediately? Just wanted to clarify since I know English isn't your first language. okay, that made me smile
  21. Anyone having met Frenchy will agree with the fact that he is definitely NOT a hot single white skydiving female.
  22. I had a request for this so sorry if it grosses anyone out. I won't show the really icky ones.
  23. Still planning on being there Rosa. Staying hairy for it.