Jessica
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Shut your hole!!! LOL I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me. Skydiving is for cool people only
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That's why God invented dimmer switches. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No, I like being cold. It means I can wear big heavy sweatshirts and gain 180 lbs and no one will be able to tell! Skydiving is for cool people only
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This is an IM conversation I had with an anonymous dz.com stud. Jess says: it's a beautiful day here...I have the windows open [deleted] says: we have snow o nthe ground here Jess says: omg [deleted] says and its still snowing Jess says: *packing scarf* Jess says: lol...the skies are blue and it's shorts weather here [deleted] says: nice light snow... little more the fulrries coming down now Jess says: I don't remember what snow looks like...is it green? blue? And the REALLY ironic thing is that I have paid money to travel to this snow-infested locale in December. Skydiving is for cool people only
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what did you Americans think of Bowling for Columbine?
Jessica replied to Newbie's topic in The Bonfire
I heard it was entertaining and thought-provoking. I'll probably see it, and enjoy it. I like to think of myself as being open-minded -- apparently, judging by some of these posts, a repellent thing to be. Skydiving is for cool people only -
Yay! You are going! If I can get up my butt up at 6, see you there! We'll jump a biplane for $30-ish bucks a pop. Pee in pants with joy. Skydiving is for cool people only
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She's having surgery today. Michele is worried. Good luck to your kitty Michele! I'm not much for > over the Internet but I guess I have a softer spot for pets than I do for people. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Didn't we lose the polls a few weeks ago for mindless poll-whoring? Skydiving is for cool people only
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Hiking equipment manufacturer? Real estate agent that sold you the bear-infested land. Animal control. Skydiving is for cool people only
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DELETED BECAUSE HOOTCHIE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR OR IRONY. Nor does he appreciate my spectacular and enviable sense of humor. He's such a street person. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I know this story but it makes me want to HULK SMASH !! every time I hear it. If apartment bastards ever come in here and spray for bugs even though I've told them a million times not to I'll go postal. Blue-front Amazons are magnificent birds. Rawk! I'm sure he's...where is that place pets go when they die? Over the rainbow bridge or something?
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I thought it stood for Private MessageS Skydiving is for cool people only
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How could you forget Skanky-poo and Hootchie?! Skydiving is for cool people only
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USPA election candidate opinions
Jessica replied to billvon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
No. If I wanted an argument I'd go bait wildblue in the Talkback forum. I'm honestly puzzled why some people think an argumentative [noun deleted to comply with "no personal attacks" rule] is a better representative for me as a "fun jumper" than someone who is a professional skydiver or DZO. Oh, and Tom, great post. Skydiving is for cool people only -
Good luck with your kitty. Pets can be expensive l'il bastards, can't they? I'm looking at two bad little parrots right now, combined retail value of $600, and in their short lifetimes I've spent at least $1,200 their cute little birdie hospital bills (and a lot of that is injuries one of them inflicted on the other. Did you know you can x-ray birds?). And, of course, it was more than worth it. Skydiving is for cool people only
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The only two-out I've every personally witnessed was a guy who had a PC in tow and went straight for silver. No AAD activation. Are you Dave "Foley" Terrick?! I have your autograph! Skydiving is for cool people only
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USPA election candidate opinions
Jessica replied to billvon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Oh, I forgot, professional skydivers are evil minions of Satan. That totally slipped my mind. I obviously can't trust someone who loves skydiving a lot more than me, enough to sacrifice a high income and normal life, to do what's best for the sport. No really. Sorry to be so evil, but I'm still waiting for someone to explain this to me. Skydiving is for cool people only -
USPA election candidate opinions
Jessica replied to billvon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
OK, someone now must explain this to me. Don is the voice of the "fun jumper." Right, OK. WTF is a "fun jumper"? Aren't we all "fun jumpers"? USPA doesn't represent the military jumper does it? Nooooooo it's sport parachutists right? Does the term "fun jumper" exclude those making a living in the sport? I guess they're not having any fun. I jump purely for fun. I don't make a dime off this sport. In fact I spend many bagfuls of dimes to skydive. But I really can't see how Treetop is MY ADVOCATE, as a "fun jumper." I'm really interested. Someone break this down for me. Skydiving is for cool people only -
Unless you fly through power lines or a barbed-wire fence because you're not steering. Skydiving is for cool people only
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you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Jessica replied to SudsyFist's topic in The Bonfire
P*ssy. Actually I'm starting to feel a twinge of guilt, so OK. Skydiving is for cool people only -
you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Jessica replied to SudsyFist's topic in The Bonfire
They have a fight, Particle (me) wins, Triangle Man. Skydiving is for cool people only -
you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Jessica replied to SudsyFist's topic in The Bonfire
Nobody knows...Particle Man. YOUR CUE!!! Skydiving is for cool people only -
you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Jessica replied to SudsyFist's topic in The Bonfire
When he's underwater does he get wet? Skydiving is for cool people only -
you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Jessica replied to SudsyFist's topic in The Bonfire
What's he like? It's not important. ... But Steve, I don't have a desktop globe. Skydiving is for cool people only -
I keep picturing BZ lovingly applying ministrations to the lower half of your RW suit. I've always seen it as "booty," but I'm just a grumpy old editor. Skydiving is for cool people only