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What is your favorite sexual position???
EddyJumpingMoFo replied to jasonRose's topic in The Bonfire
I love to throw anything that cums to mind at the situation. But have had enough of the dried up, ragged out minx type w/ fat ankles -
OK....1980..... very front row at an ACDC concert. I mean my elbows were on the stage! -The *urge* hits me and there is NO WAY that I'm leaving this primo spot! Sooooo while looking on stage and throwing *1* fist in the air, I "very coyly" piss against the stage to my right.(felt like gallons!) Well after my little act, the people next to me ask if my feet are getting wet as theirs are......well I just had to agree and said that I think a water line broke or something and played along w/ that story .....while listening to them all bitch about thier feet being soakedI had to move to my left 2 or 3 spaces......HEY it was ACDC for christs sake!!!
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Hahahaha.....have got a friend which his girlfriend got bruised from doing 4way, and she told their friends that he was a bit too physical w/ her and bruised her up like that. And she wanted these people to believe it and for them to think badly towards her boy! What a BEAAATCH!!!!! He found out about it a couple months later and had a touchy time straightining that BS out......some women!?!????? She's "touched" a bit in the head, and always striving for attention.
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looks like my gay friend trying to dress up as a girl
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SkydiveCarolina! Reggae Boogie, Roll Call
EddyJumpingMoFo replied to Perra's topic in Events & Places to Jump
HAHAHAHAHA I likes the "no sour milk" thing.....cause ya know just how long that BAAAAD taste lingers in your mouth -
This must be the belief of women....because I just got screwed over by my ex. And she has gone back on her word numerous times. My take on this is that if you can't live up to your word, well you flat out can NOT be trusted.
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shut up man!!!! Ya tryin to bring on the heat or what?!?!???