HotLoad
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Yim, WTF?? I'm calling bullshit.......never seen you hook it, never seen you bounce, and for that matter haven't seen you land on the dz but a handful of times. BTW, how many g's can your sphincter pull? Talk all the smack you want after you bounce and walk away with nothing broken, Mr. Can't land my canopy (big canopy) without breaking my toe (little toe) and then whining about it for the next month super stud. Oh yeah who is it that owns a brand new RW suit Mr. Freeflier? Not me. ooooooohhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jose hit the peas!! Man, I might be getting closer to making it out w/ you guys this weekend. I got the afternoon on Sat. and all day Mon. covered. Cross yo fingers.
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After Yim left Sunday, I actually got two belly fliers to do a hybrid w/ me. I'll be damned if their faces weren't plastered w/ kool-aid smiles the whole way down! Maybe, with a little help from some higher power, we'll get a few people feet up pretty soon. And then there's always the students who the hrw addicts won't jump with for us to prey on. The should be fairly easy to convince that the dark side is where it's at.
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We occasionally jump San Marcos, maybe we'll try and head down to Houston in the near future. (I said head down...hehe) Rumor has it that there's going to be a $100 weekend in Marana in early Oct, so it might be a while till I scrounge up the dinero. While I do envy fast rides to altitude, and lots of it ( we jump at 9500), $14 jump tix aren't bad.
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My vote is for DZBone's logo, although I think "GOT TITS?" is pretty schweet too. Ladies, go ahead, feel free to slap me........preferrably on the ass. ;-)
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I'm gonna speak up for Yim here. I can guarantee you Yim isn't "flaming" bellyfliers; fact is he shoots the bull and parties w/ em when the day is over. That's just his tactless sense of humor. :-) We jump at the same dz, it's a 2-Cessna dz. It is difficult to get on a load period. The fact that it is dominated by bellyfliers only exacerbates the problem. We get bumped from loads so that they can get their 4-way, 6-way, etc. Jumping at another dz would require at least a 5 hr drive. I don't personally have the cash or Freaksis's dedication to go the distance all the time. I/we get along with everyone just fine, but it is a litt;e ridiculous. Until I'm done w/ shcool/ flight training, it's a nuisance I'm going to have to deal with and just make the occasional trip to a bigger, more freefly-friendly dz. Piss and moan......Piss and moan.....Piss and moan
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The door on a Challenger is massive. I cannot imagine one coming open in flight. It sure would be one helluva sight. Wonder if anyone called "DOOR!!"??
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It might be the latest, greatest method of passing a UA when your piss is radioactive. Just a thought.
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Do you think that the FAA will begin to require flight plans from all aircraft, both VFR/IFR. I realize that this would mean a great deal more work for controllers and FSS's. What about security measures at uncontrolled airports? I happen to work at an uncontrolled airport, and I can tell you that we have had police patrols and officers on the airport during off hours. I fear that GA will suffer greatly if small airports are closed until their security measures are increased. The aircraft capable of operating at uncontrolled airports do not pose the same type of problems as airports harboring airline traffic and should not be held under the same scrutiny.
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I didn't know that terminals/FBOs had those things. Maybe that is my ticket to millions. Just think, you could land, get four hair cut, have your pubes waxed, fry in a tanning bed for a little while, and then get a massage all before the jet lag sets in.
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....... the massive nature of my genitalia (aka cock n' balls) began to retard my progress, so while still in flight, I pulled out my knife and severed my heretofore unused package. After I caught up with the group, we soon reached the staging area. I used a lighter to carterize the wound. I then taped my genitals to a grenade along with a little note that said "eat dick, you........"
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So do you plan on jumping her......I mean with her?
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What, you mean everyone here doesn't jump from 747's @35k? God knows that's what I was doing last night...even made it back to the States in time for breakfast. No Arab nation is going to keep me from eating my Frosted Flakes. I was under the impression that everyone here was some sort of Special Ops military-person-type thingy. Seriously though, some people just can't seem to tell the truth to save their ass, and will even lie when the truth is better. Poor souls....better off w/o them.
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The freefly pic is schweet. The sun in the background above your head (I think the white rig says "swoop lew") totally makes the shot. I would love to get into flying camera, but alas, no dinero.
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I must've missed something REALLY deep. Oh well, thier loss. Can anyone fill me in on the high points of what happened between these two?
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Fuck the moron Snowflake. I'm sure everyone else does not feel the same way as he; if so they probably wouldn't have the guts to speak up. Anyone who makes comments of that nature is only displaying their idiotic, self-absorbed ignorance, and utter lack of among other things respect. I'm still looking forward to my next trip to SSM and hopefully jumping with you (we never did get that tube in). Stupid People Should Not Breed
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Jim you're a fucking dead man. Anyone in here care to know why Yim666 carries a jar of peanut butter with him at all times? How about fellatio with his beloved chocolate lab that he brings to the DZ every weekend? Bend over Jim, and breathe deep, cause it's about to get real ugly!
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Tattoo artist friend of mine had to tattoo "property of Jimbo" around a heart on a midget chic in CO. F**ked up man....
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Who you kiddin' frenchy? Ben Harper is a truly amazing musician, and I think it's great that his music hasn't been chewed up and spit out by the MTV-watching, NSYNC-loving, Britney-infatuated masses who turn no-namers into stars for a week and then kick them to the curb with their new-found dope addictions. Damn I'm glad I got that out, much better now. Right now I've got Galactic blaring in my ears. They are one of the funkiest Jazz bands around. If you like heavy-grooved funk w/ horns you must check them out. "if you don't like my fire, then don't come around, "cause I'm gonna burn one down." - Ben Harper
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I wish I was going to be at SSM this weekend, but it looks like I'll be jumping Cessna's all weekend. SSm rocks though, their otter is AWESOME, and the people are great. Have fun.
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ADD?...........Oh yeah, I have an AAD. I forgot to turn it on though, willl you do it so I don't have to take my rig off?
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I'm incredibly jealous Snowflake. Ten dollar Otter loads and a pig roast........man, I'm pissed. I have the privilege of working Sat morning, so I can't go. You'd better get that falcon with all that altitude to work with.....good luck. I was actually hoping we could get a jump in together (can you say hybrid?), but I guess it will have to wait. Jason (the guy I was down there with w/ the goatee) will be down there with a couple of other guys, if you get a chance, jump with him. He's a pretty good flier, just don't tell him I said that. Rip one in the plane for me!
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I'm only reporting what I overheard, and probably shouldn't even be doing that. All I heard was that someone was receiving bills for someone else's orders and was having problems recitfying the situation with Atair. He also said that "the customer service was almost non-existent". Aside from that I know nothing. It could've been an overreaction on his part to a minor problem.....I don't know. I did add that even though he claims he's had problems dealing w/ Atair, He STILL jumps a Cobalt, which says quite a bit in my book. I apologize for interjecting what my virgin ears overheard. With all that said, I would like to add that I plan on demoing on in the near (hopefully) future.
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I overheard a conversation about Cobalts this weekend. A dzo and dealer for Cobalt said basically they fly like a dream, but the customer service is almost non-existent. He said that it was bad enough that he will no longer deal with them. With that said, it should be known that his canopy of choice is, yes, a Cobalt.
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I wouldn't expect an Aggie to understand the whole piercing thing, then again, I wouldn't expect and Aggie to understand much. I spent a little time in College Station, and found the people to be very closed-minded. It didn't take long for me to pack up and head for Austin. I'm not going to get into a debate over the piercing thing. Personal choice; to each his own. Period. Just thought some of you would find my tribulations entertaining. BTW,I looked down in the shower yesterday to see what looked like a little mouth smiling back at me. Hehe. Oh yeah, and I don't have my wang impaled. Gag 'em Ags.