I run with a somewhat perverse running group (Hash House Harriers)....Once, we were running & people were asking the 'typical questions about skydiving'--
Girl Whuffo: Have you ever jumped naked?
Me: Well, Sure....
Girl Whuffo: Does it make a noise?
Me: Does what make a noise??
Girl Whuffo: You know....the part we have (as she points down below) that the boys don't?
Me: Well, if you are a fine, upstanding lady like myself, it whistles ....otherwise, it sounds more like a blowhorn....
Tee Hee!
--Sonia