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Chris..I think you need to go take a nap. Just an idea...

Okay..I am very glad I'm not the only one completely lost.

This makes no sense to me, Chris. Are you feeling okay today, sweetie???

Hmm..what sparked this topic? LMFAO

Tim was going to be married to April, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says, "Tim, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on." So, she did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night we never had any problems. "Hmmm," says Tim. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Tim takes off his pants and says to April, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "these are too large, they don't fit me." Tim says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then April takes off her pants and hands them to Tim and says, "Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." April says, "...exactly. And if you don't change your smartass attitude, you never will."

Sick? For having sex at a young age? Uninformed, yes. Poor judgement, yes. Prehaps seeking love and attention that she may not be recieving from her family, yes. But sick, no. Teenagers have sex every day and it is alarming how young children are now when the choose to have sex for the first time. This young girl is no different from them except she gambled, like all sexually active people do, and she got burned. To me the assumption that she is mentally sick is a bit judgemental. This is obviously a troubled little girl that needs help. It is tragic that her poor decisions and ignorance has perpetuated this horrible disease. Let me rephrase. "Sick Mentally" as having issues. I agree with what you are saying, I just could have worded it better. Who knows what the girl has been raised through, what type of house hold she was brought up in. I think it is sad.

The way it sounds to me..is that she caught the disease from intercourse...In my eyes she would be considered 'sick' mentally....only at 14 yrs old too...what is the world coming to? It's freaking scary.

Alan, sweetie!! How did you like that virtual lap dance baby!?!? HAHAHA!!! She was HOT!

Dude you should have..the manager wanted me to work for him WTF!?!??!? Good gawd some women have class!!!

Friend just called...headed to ta-ta bar! WHOOT WHOOT!! OH shit ..long night ahead of me HEEHE

One where there's friendship above getting nookie!

I think it was the shot in the butt that made me feel better

I have locked myself in my apartment and made sure I have clothes on. No nude sleep walking for me tonight... Okay..i'm feeling slightly tingly..is this normal? HEHEEEEE BWWAHAHHAHAAA

My meds from the doctor say this on the bottle: "May Cause Dizziness. May Cause Drowsiness. Alcohol May Intesnify This Effect. Use Care When Operating A Car Or Dangerous Machinery." I've had 4 beers and I feel FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE....okay..I need to go to sleep. I figuer it's okay cause it's Michelob Ultra light..and that's practically just water right?

HIV positive jr. high girl may have had unprotected sex with students By The Associated Press (3/14/05 - LUBBOCK, TX) Health investigators in Lubbock on Monday continued to check into reports that a junior high girl infected with HIV had sex with other students. Information gathered through Monday indicated the sex between the infected student and at least one partner was protected, said Tommy Camden, director of the Lubbock Health Department. The student knew of the infection, he said. Camden declined to give the student's age or gender. Lubbock television station KAMC-TV reported that the infected student is a 14-year-old girl. Camden said it is not known whether the student's subsequent sexual encounters with other partners were protected. He said the number of people who engaged in sexual relations with the infected student or other partners had not been determined, but he said the circle was small. The Lubbock Board of Health announced the investigation at its meeting late last week and urged parents to talk to their children about consequences in having sex, Camden said. The health department is waiving HIV testing and exam fees for students during the investigation. *Figured this might POSSIBLY provoke discussion so I placed it here instead of anywhere else just to be safe*

Cause...It was cold, I was drunk, and the jeans would NOT stay up..I think that's part of the reason I am sick now!

Punk ass

Oh I DEFINATELY want to jump with you!!!!!!!!! I see what you are saying...COMPLETELY. I use to just go out and 'fall base'..but when I actually had to start flying my slot it was so much better..I just never had to put forth that extra effort! HAHA We definately will do that jump chicka!! And now we got video too WHOOT WHOOT!!

Uh oh....Girl that might cause problems. You are probably backsliding like a bullet and I might not be able to keep up...I'm just now getting down my drive. Oh gosh...LMFAO Just for safety reasons...After I jump with Chris 1 on 1 I'll let him judge my skill level and we'll go from there.

You rock Chris!! Kelly..girl..we got video!!! HAHAHA Now we can really prove how kick ass us newbies can fly

I was going to say the same thing. Men seem to like it more in the morning..something about "sensitivity" being an arousal issue. I always seemed that night time was the best because when I wake up in the morning I'm not usually drunk. (Another joke!...I think I'm going to need a disclaimer like GFD's eventually)

I learned that stairs are mean and to not wear jeans that keep falling off.

Yup..he was doing that 'sky jumpin' stuff out at aggieland Saturday. LMFAO

LMFAO!! "HEY TURTLE, Why not tighten up those leg straps a little more" OH GOSH THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

I'd consider it