Dougiefresh

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  1. My line is "Ah, I love earning frequent flier miles!" It took me saying this about 5 times for my mom to figure it out... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  2. Yeah right. Like you wouldn't notice a nail going into your face. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  3. Some Like It Hot. That scene where they're watching Marilyn Monroe's butt as she sashays down the train platform... some of the finest filmmaking ever. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  4. I've gotta second the salmonella dub vote. That stuff rules. I never liked techno or its varied spinoffs until I started skydiving and heard it on all those phat-ass vids. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  5. I want some! They'd be perfect for my job as a ski patrol prostitute. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  6. My god Val, sometimes you are so nauseatingly positive. You should write those sappy inspirational posters. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  7. Not a good idea to jump if you're not at 100%. Did it once, and it affected my judgement to the point I'll never do it again. Sleep. That's the only thing I've ever found that really works. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  8. Oh sweet mercy would that make the after-sunset activities more fun!!! Boingy boingy! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  9. Do tell! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  10. Work like hell and keep your fool mouth shut. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  11. Do not get your dog drunk! He's not that high up on the food chain to begin with... he barely learned to lick his own genitals, leave him alone! So I'm not original, so sue me. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  12. Definitely masseuse then. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  13. I'd get a butt bungee before you start sitting. I didn't and it cost me some panicked moments in the air. It does not feel good to have your legs straps feel like they're coming off. Road trip time, gotta break that baby in! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  14. Massuer. Isn't it masseuse? See the sciatica thread. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  15. I've been meaning to go back to TKD school too, no money though. The only time I've had as much adrenaline flowing as during a dive was during a sparring match. And there's that same feeling of blissful exhaustion at the end. Have fun with it man. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  16. Why did I click it? I knew what it was... Why why why? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  17. Well, that's just ASKING for it! You can always tell the wusses, they're the ones who talk the biggest. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  18. Yup, I use that technique too. Plus self-massage (no, you sickos, on my back!) Deep breathing and conciously relaxing your muscles really helps. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  19. I get laid again? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  20. There are tons of things like this. I once won a free cruise. The lady who called me was all excited and happy for me, and we talked for like half an hour about the details of the trip. Then she says, "OK, we'll send you this packet, and you send us your check for $800 and we'll confirm your cruise." Wade-a-minnit... Let me get this straight. I won a free trip, that I have to pay for? Click. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  21. On the floor in the hole, looking towards the front of the plane. That way I can see all the pretty skydivers. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  22. I think I have sciatica (pinched nerve in my back). Anyone else have it and how did you treat it? I've found stretching and yoga really help, as well as wearing a back brace. I really want it to get better before the season starts again. Any recommendations? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  23. Or worse, yell "Arch!" no, I've never done that in a crowded movie theater. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  24. Well, I've had her sister Saturday, she's not bad either. A bit on the chunky side, but oh well. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  25. Hi. Where do you jump? Fill out your profile so we can know something about you. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams