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Money? What money?

That's why you are still a virgin.

Well if it isn't my good friend Roy! What's going on?

Depends on who it is, what she looks like, and how nice of a person she is. If everything is right it is right. If your both just horny and want to have some fun, why not?

I knew when I was unmotivated to work anymore. And my relations with my superior were starting to take a downturn. I have not been in this industry a LONG time but it is a hard one from a stress perspective and I am tired of it. Of course, I am only 27 and still single so it is easy to pack up my car and take off. If you can, why not?

I think Clay is a good answer to this one.

I think about songs all the damned time. I used to post lyrics like the following but it pissed some people off so I stopped. Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream I was kissin' Valentino By a crystal blue Italian stream But I can't be late 'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid These are the days When you wish your bed was already made CHORUS: It's just another manic Monday I wish it was Sunday 'Cause that's my funday An I-don't-have-to-run day It's just another manic Monday Have to catch an early train Got to be to work by nine And if I had an aeroplane I still couldn't make it on time 'Cause it takes me so long Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear Blame it on the train When the but the boss is already there CHORUS All of the nights Why did my lover have to pick last night To get down Doesn't it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment's down He tells me in his bedroom voice C'mon honey, let's go make some noise Time it goes so fast When you're having fun CHORUS

Songs? Nope nope not me I never think about songs.

PM Dove. She got to go to it and she speaks very highly of it.

If you called my work you would hear me introducing myself and telling them what numbers to push for what. I hate it but my office made me do it.

Why would we steel her? Steal here, maybe, but we definitly will not hit her with a piece of steel.

So your girlfriend rolls a honda plays work out tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got no motor in back of her honda My ananconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or situps but please don't lose that butt.

No but phone sex is good. You can practice your masturbating or use a warm apple pie.

Viking, you need to learn to make a move. Do more than talk. Beeeeee the banana.

You crack me up man. That is a really good one.

There was really nothing to say to that. Your jokes are disgusting man. Of course, so are your looks!

You know I will say anything to sleep with someone again! Bawaahahahaha!

I bet she doesn't like pencil dicks Clay. Your little stub is smaller than her nipple I am sure. Too bad for you.

[Daffy Duck Voice] She's mine! All mine! Leave her alone I tell you! She's mine! [/Daffy Duck Voice]

Nope. I reviewed the contract and it was a sign on bonus and did not have any stipulations.

Why is that, Chuck?

My boss is like strange. "I will not accept your resignation." Maybe she will get it when she comes here two weeks from now and realizes I am not here anymore. JRAF, Florida is nice. I asked a couple of professional jumpers where to go and they recommended DeLand and Sebastion. Only because their planes fly 7 days a week. They also said Perris but the more I think about it it would be a long ass drive. Looks like Orlando is my choice for now. I know, I know. Make a damn decision already. I am in the process of elimination.

I am officially cutting away tomorrow. Wish me luck. Change of plans I am driving across country stopping by every dz I can and will end up at Perris. Long drive with a questionable car. Sounds like fun to me.

I must have been drunk last night to post that. And Bill Von wasn't there to intercept my recommendations like he was in Perris. Don't listen to that Viking that was the beer.

0:3:1 I competed in the New England Skydiving League Tournament. I was part of a 4 way RW Team. Meet was canceled because a jumper got hurt. She's ok though. Only three jumps.