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Best wishes from planet ChromeDome!

Name one "Up My" and the other "Anus"! What are you going to do with them?

It's a song by a guy named Afroman. Please tell us what you were going to do but didn't because you got high. Make sure it rhymes like the song to. I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why - cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

Dove, You get the all slippery and I'll slide Mr. Winkie through them back and forth!

I actually posted that site in the older version of the forums. Wait, I didn't. That damn Chromeboy did.

What's up with the secret message in your posts?

Go to Voyeurweb.com!

Rock on Dove! I am sure the guys at Orange will welcome you back with open arms!

JP, In a hays a stormy hays I'll be round I'll be loving you always, always Here I am and I'll take my time Here I am and I'll wait in line always, always. Happy B-Day!

Please explain anything positive or negative in your life skydiving related or not and why you would want it different or why are you glad it is as is.

Most TriAthalons and Diablo shelf canopies are rainbow in color. But I say who cares? We should not judge people for anything. Even if you were raised hating gays and people of color why should someone carry on that tradition. We are All One. We are skydivers.

Anything I could say right now would just make that worse....Quote Baby did a bad, bad thing! Baby did a bad, bad thing!

You have good taste then!

We discussed this over labor day. Jack, we know you like your job, but ughh, somethings you should keep to yourself!

Hello, how are you, won't you tell me your name? - The Doors

2 Car crash posts at the same time. Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?

Glad he is OK Lisa. Accidents suck.

How may I be of service?

I just wanted to say that as long as they are big enough for Mr. Winkie to fit in between them everything is A OK!

Why 36 million?

After analyzing this thread again. Are you talking about your canopy there or your....you know.

My favorite song right now is Yellow by Coldplay. The album is called Parachutes. Here is the lyrics to Yellow... Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah, they were all yellow. I came along, I wrote a song for you, And all the things you do, And it was called "Yellow." So then I took my turn, Oh what a thing to have done, And it was all "Yellow." Your skin Oh yeah, your skin and bones, Turn into something beautiful, You know, you know I love you so, You know I love you so. I swam across, I jumped across for you, Oh what a thing to do. Cos you were all "Yellow," I drew a line, I drew a line for you, Oh what a thing to do, And it was all "Yellow." Your skin, Oh yeah your skin and bones, Turn into something beautiful, And you know for you, I'd bleed myself dry for you, I'd bleed myself dry. It's true, look how they shine for you, Look how they shine for you, Look how they shine for, Look how they shine for you, Look how they shine for you, Look how they shine. Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And all the things that you do.

Besides, did you see a pic of her in that Genie outfit? She is a mighty fine hottie! Saying things like that might get you laid someday, Viking

Viking, telling a woman that people will be laughing at her ass is not a good thing. No wonder you are still a VIRGIN!

This would be me coming to my office every morning. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/gallery/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Droptoon&image=week16_05142000.jpg&img=10&tt=