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Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend. Andy Stitzer: Yeah? Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse! Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

I watched the movie this weekend. I laughed out loud many times. I think this will go down like an Anchorman where everytime you watch it it gets funnier and funnier.

LOL.

Funny enough I sold my PS2 and all my games. I will by the PS3 for this game only too.

According to an alleged employee of Rockstar North in Glasgow, Scotland, the next installment in the GTA series "will be titled Grand Theft Auto: London and will take place in the Great City of London in 1997." If true, this sounds suspiciously like Rockstar trying to claim the "Great City" back from Sony's supposed usurpers to the crime-drivin' throne. Also, if you recall, there was a PC expansion to the first GTA in 1999 called Grand Theft Auto: London 1969, so this is either a bad rumor or a likely remake of old material. We here at Joystiq hear a lot of crazy rumors about games, of course, but we sometimes wonder what to make of anonymous tipsters who claim to work for certain "developers of interest." Read on for the other details we received, and make the decision for yourself. According to our source (who admittedly doesn't have the most perfect spelling), the "3 Island" system will be replaced by a new "North, East, South, West" system, and the main character will be an ex-gangster starting off in the "rough-and-tumble east end of London." Unlocked regions are to include the North End, South End, and West End, in order. The game is supposed to be about 60% finished, with the graphics and physics engines both completed. The focus is now mainly on the game's story component. The game is currently set to launch with the Playstation 3 in North America and Europe in Q4 2006. With about a year's work already done, the PlayStation 3's "fantastic graphical power" should provide some better horsepower under the hood of the sandbox series.

Brian McGuigan... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1595403;search_string=McGuigan;#1595403

Do French people say "scuse my English" after they curse?

Did someone say Chrome Dome?

Need a napkin?

Give me something to sing about.

Avatar = Old cartoon.

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin With parts made in Japan, I am Chromagnon Man!! I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive-just keep me alive Somewhere to hide to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control-we all need control I need control-we all need control I am Chromagnon Man!! , who hides behind a mask So no one else can see my true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Sangiro, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Sangiro, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Sangiro, domo...domo Thank you very much, Mr. Sangiro For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Sangiro For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you-thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last To throw away this mask So everyone can see My true identity... I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

What's up Marc. Been here the whole time just in hiding.

I live on ChromeDome. It's a shiny planet with a really fast moon.

I recently had a dream that my brother took me goose hunting. We were in the blind and it was freezing cold. He told me they were coming and to get down while he called them in. He started calling them in and then he through the lid of the blind open and yelled, "Get 'em!" Instead of geese landing he started shooting people swooping under canopy. I started yelling at him, "These are people they are not geese!" Then I woke up.

I'm Batman.

We just got done having sex and she got out of the bed and stood in front of the mirror. She complained to me that her boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her boobs. "How long will this take?" she asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. She stopped. "Do you really think ubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?" "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" I said.

Just to add Sweeney grew up in and around Ft. Bragg. He has more tunnel time than most people on the Knights. He was trained by the late great Paul Rafferty for his first 500 jumps. Although he has low jump numbers his tunnel time and training experience makes him an outstanding skydiver.

Royce did a tandem out at Raeford Parachute Center. He was in town training the Delta Force I believe.

I can't believe I miised out on all the fun.

I get NWS01, Chromeboy and Ashtanga confused.

What have you been up to Katherine? Your married now? Who did you marry?

Sounds like your being screwed...with Head and Shoulders. I am sorry. I couldn't resist. Bwahahahahah!!!

I thought you were hungry. Life on a dz is mostly ramen and spam.