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  1. skyedivr
    MAMA DOG rules! my power is beyond your understanding.
  2. skyedivr
    here is a common sight when jumping with me. my power is beyond your understanding.
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    One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and head down the road . Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?" my power is beyond your understanding.
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    LMAO....like the guys on the plane said Sat. Sex is not a weapon thus I can't use it as one. I can get mad, but he'd probably tickle me out of it. Anyway, if you so desire that is the only way I'll join POPS. LMAO and if the tickling with my fingers won't work. I will use my tounge. my power is beyond your understanding.
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    0:12:0 8 jumps with the new team then some non-training jumpz. oh katie I didn't know it was a zoo tracking dive...I was there. good to see you this weekend! my power is beyond your understanding.
  6. skyedivr
    oh yeah I asked him to lick his elbow and he tried! my power is beyond your understanding.
  7. skyedivr
    this is awesome! I told him to do the following. he did a karate kick, swung a golf club, jumped on the couch, sit indian style my power is beyond your understanding.
  8. skyedivr
    this is on my sig in a couple of forums. my power is beyond your understanding.
  9. skyedivr
    I BEG your pardon! my power is beyond your understanding.
  10. skyedivr
    HAHA! my power is beyond your understanding.
  11. skyedivr
    sweet! my power is beyond your understanding.
  12. skyedivr
    wonder if there is a program for muh car to do that? my power is beyond your understanding.
  13. skyedivr
    oh alright thanks!
  14. skyedivr
    I was looking for US distributors and found this link http://www.para-net.org/paramag/archives/directlive/direct193/direct.html up in the top left hand corner there is a link to the wingsuit clip of the video. SWEET! my power is beyond your understanding.
  15. skyedivr
    whuffo = any non jumper. usually seen on the ground pointing up asking whuffo u do dat fo'? your instructor should have filled you in on this already.... my power is beyond your understanding.
  16. skyedivr
    HAHA ok I will try that. thanks alot! my power is beyond your understanding.
  17. skyedivr
    yes it does, but if you go to the order form everything is in french...d'oh! my power is beyond your understanding.
  18. skyedivr
    dam all those years in french class didn't help me a bit.... thanks for the link! my power is beyond your understanding.
  19. skyedivr
    couldn't you get a closer pic? I mean c'mon aren't you a fearless skyjumper? hehe my power is beyond your understanding.
  20. skyedivr
    I had an opening like that under a blade 108 saturday...I was thanking that I didn't get hurt and wasn't sore at all afterwards. my power is beyond your understanding.
  21. skyedivr
    woohoo! office space is guud ummmkay! my power is beyond your understanding.
  22. skyedivr
    good thing you didn't hear me tawkin bout rushin you when you were taking too long in the door at eloy.....HAHAHA! j/k my power is beyond your understanding.
  23. skyedivr
    HAHA! I will add a funny if that is ok. ________________________________ A group of preschoolers were trying to become accustomed to the kindergarten. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the Sister insisted on no babytalk! You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER use 'Big People' words!", the patient Sister replied. Then the Sister asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, the Sister said, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the Nun said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT." my power is beyond your understanding.
  24. skyedivr
    where could I pick up this video? I saw a little of it in eloy and would like to get it on its way to me.
  25. skyedivr
    yes actually I was really concerned about that truck. the owner wasn't though, so I was like....OKIE! my power is beyond your understanding.