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YEAH BABY. I am in a loving mood when I am trashed. No one can piss me off now. NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forty-two
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I've drank a half bottle of scotch, working on my second oil can of Foster's and talking to the woman I love online on her brand new webcam. Does life get any fucking better? Shit I am plastered. Good luck folks! Forty-two
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Better not give this one any lip. Forty-two
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The next time someone complains about how long the war in Iraq is taking, consider this: It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation. It took less time to find Saddam's sons in Iraq than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records. It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sunk at Chappaquiddick. It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida!!!!!! Damn, our military is GREAT! Forty-two
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Lol, only this group of people could turn something like your favorite ice cream into something political. Amazing. Forty-two
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I bet you can get that scooter for cheap now. Forty-two
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Ok, you all suck ass. Back to the drawing boards. Forty-two
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Dammit I will not be happy until I stump someone. Let's see if this does it. These letters of the alphabet have been divided into two groups...those on the top and those on the bottom. What do the letters on top have that's different than the ones on the bottom? A EF HI KLMN T VWXYZ BCD G J OPQRS U Forty-two
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Gold thimble is correct. Man, I can see I need to make these harder Forty-two
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Ok boys and girls...time to get a little more difficult. Professor Windbag likes to use big words and say everything in the most complicated way he can. When he handed his wife her birthday present he said... "My dear, here is a diminutive, aurum, truncated cone, convex on it's summit and semiperforated with symmetrical indentations and a hollow interior." What did he give her? Forty-two
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Very good, Nightengail. Good job. Forty-two
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Correct on the parrot one. Forty-two
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BETSY AND PATSY "We were born on the same day of the same year," said Betsy. "And we have the same mother and father," said Patsy. "But we're not twins," said Betsy. Can you explain this? THE PURPLE PARROT "I guarantee," said the salesman in the pet shop, "that this purple parrot will repeat every word it hears." The customer bought the bird and took it home. The parrot did not repeat one word for over a week. The disgruntled customer returned the parrot angry. Nevertheless, what the salesman said was true and he did not lie. How is this true? Forty-two
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This is true, but kind of handcuffed with the whole internet thing. Forty-two
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Yes. Maybe a little too easy. That was actually a riddle from Jonathen Swift who also wrote Guilliver's Travels. Forty-two
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In tribute to all these riddles people are posting, I decided to play. Here you go. We are little airy creatures All of different voices and features One of us in "glass" is set One of us you'll find in "jet" The other you may see in "tin" The fourth a "box" within If the fifth you should persue It can never fly from "you" Can you guess what the 5 "little airy creatures" are? Forty-two
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Viagra? Forty-two
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Yes. Think about it, he can then find out exactly what happened to JFK and then prove me right once and for all on that "Who killed JFK" thread
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Nice AdD, I like the oil pic. Very funny. Forty-two
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They forgot to mention the part where the Pillsbury Doughboy leaps across the counter and goes Matrix-style on the robber. Forty-two
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You know, on a serious note...I am a big GWB supporter. I never get involved with a party...I vote for the individual. However, I am really starting to like John Edwards. The more I hear him speak, the more I think he is a sincere and honest individual. I like that he's this spunky younger kid with the southern drawl. If he wins the dem ticket it will be a toss up for me. Although him winning the ticket appears to be a longshot. Forty-two
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Yeah, I don't have the intelligence for much more than pictures. Witty words are beyond me. Forty-two
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Seperated at birth..... Forty-two