Kennedy

Cut the MULLET and sell the Camero, you BENNY!!! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

well Big Chief, the first one is cool, but you have funny tubey thingys on your arms... After your long but informative dissertation on proper cowboy hats (beat to shit) and the proper state of pickups (covered in mud) I have to say stick with what you've got. When you said defer to a woman, I was like WTF...but you're not talking "a woman," you're talking "your woman." Slightly different scenario. Do what she says, it makes life easier. She jumping yet? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I had to live there (ghetto) for three years for UMCP (U of Maryland College Park). Six blocks from the campus and it gets scary, even while the sun is up. And it gets worse. I moved to Bethesda (much nicer, overpriced area) my last year and afterwards. I visited Fredrick more than once. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I'd rather end up in Fredrick than anywhere in PG County within 20 miles of DC. Or go visit NW DC and tell me about Frederick...if you make it home. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

gotta love those down wind jump runs when the taget is WAAAAAAAY short. bad pilot, bad!! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

oh, you got one of them Lawn Guylanders Everybody makes fun of them. I didn't think I even had to list that. Toms River is central Jersey, not a bad place really. Exceedingly liberal, even for NJ, but a nice place. ps - how many times must you be told; no one from NJ says "Joisey." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I'm so out of it that I was reading the women's bracket and didn't even notice it. New predictions on the way. I guess I'm still stuck in shock that a tem with a big orange ball for a mascot beat the terps. Bama should never have ahd the chance to face Conn. ps - They're down by 10 right now. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Northern Jersey boy here. We dump on the boonie hicks from bumfuck Sussex and the PA border, the freaks from NY upstate, and the losers stuck in the 80s from south Jersey. Mostly the losers and bennys from south Jersey. We didn't have a town to dump on really, unless you count Nork (Newark) or Trenchtown (Trenton). They aren't towns to dump on though, they are just ghettos and gang turf for the most part. Think about the bad parts of Philly, but being 80% bad and 20% good, instead of 80 good and 20 bad like Philly. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Yeah, that's nice, but the thread doesn't offer any information, and the artlice linked from the thread is no longer online. So does anyone know WTF is going on with them? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Damn skippy. I only have three or four hot buttons that will guarantee a rant, but don't fuck with my guns and don't mess with Jersey. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

if you like the G&Ts, particularly tanq and tonic, try a Mojito. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I just love it when people who've never gotten off the interstate, or better yet, have never gotten off the parkway and the turnpike, start telling me how they know what Jersey is like, and how awful it is. How great would any state be if you judged it solely from it's highways? At least in Jersey we have trees along most highways. That's more than I can say for NY and MD. Judging either of those states you would think Watts, inner Baltimore, and Harlem were the highlights and tourist spots. Mississippi would be nothing but swampland and stagnant water. Alabama would be nothing but urban sprawl. Jersey has everything. There are beautiful pure mountains. There are clean rivers. There are awesome beaches. There are wide open fields. There are small towns and urban centers. There are farms and there are cultural destinations. It also has modern day pollution, though for a great deal of which we have PA to thank. I don't think there's any one thing another state could list as an attraction that Jersey couldn't also list. So until someone who appreciates the state shows you around, piss off! ps - pumping your own gas means (A) you pay less, even with higher taxes on gas and (B) they have more time to fix your car. Who came up with the idea that gas stations should be quickie marts instead of places to get your car fixed? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Far fetched huh? Well they passed the law in response to a wave of burglaries and home break ins. Guess what. The crime rate dropped to next to nothing and stayed that way. (ps - they included enough loopholes that anyone who wanted out was allowed) witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

the women that reject me I'll send to you witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Who? what? huh? Post whore! HIPPIE!! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I give you a long drawn out thoroughly explained answer, and you call me a post whore? It's nice to see gratitude from a dotcommer. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Who? what? huh? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

you, too, uh, three!! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

you too!! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

post whore! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

but you're sunny so that's to be expected. you're also female, so that's the desired state. yardhippie, however, is a guy from our-kin's-ass and has no business pressing the flesh. well, not to me anyway. to chicks is fine, but not to everyone. bad hippie, bad!! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Something can itch, but that's kind of a passive. Maybe it's reflexive. I blame public education. You cannot itch something. e.g. My ankle itches. I'm going to scratch the itch on my ankle. Scratch can also be a noun, but not a feeling. e.g. I have a scratch on my chin. I got it when I tripped. (blame a drunken stupor) It's like a cut, but less straight and more harsh. Usually small though. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

is going to soak under a hot shower. peace out everyone. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

is weak if he needs a season to encourage his manliness. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

is really really nice also really really nice looking. Wish I could give a better compliment, but right now my sinusses have far too much crap in them. I'm off to take a hot shower. Somebody say something nice about Ro. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*