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One word: Awesome... Blue skies and happy landings!
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Absolutely *stunning*! Thanks for sharing. Blue skies and happy landings!
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Blue skies and happy landings!
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If I were in porno flicks, my screen name would be...
bshl replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
Shorty MacChub! Blue skies and happy landings! -
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs Attn: Entrepeneurs Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com Blue skies and happy landings!
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D'oh! Thanks for pointing that out. I fixed it, too, so now there are two clickies to choose from. Much obliged. Blue skies and happy landings!
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Now this is cool! Blue skies and happy landings!
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Clicky Blue skies and happy landings!
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Awesome! Enjoy yourself and enjoy your rig! Blue skies and happy landings!
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The story as I received it: Here's what happens when you don't properly "NOTAM" (notice to airmen) an airfield under construction. Last week, one C-23 Sherpa flew into a U.S. operated airfield in Iraq during the day and saw there was construction equipment on the runway. Yet there was no NOTAM. A trench was being dug in the runway, and it was not marked. It's a long runway and they just landed beyond the construction. They filed a safety hazard report that was immediately forwarded to our higher headquarters and to the Air Force wing based here. Well, it seems the construction continued and still was not marked or NOTAM'ed or anything. A C-130 landed on the runway the night of the 29th and didn't see the construction. It wound up going through what is now a large pit on the runway. A few pictures are attached. The C-130 was totaled. There were several injuries to the crew and the few passengers that were on board but luckily nobody was killed. Quite the set of failures somewhere in the system regarding this improper construction and no notifications about it. Blue skies and happy landings!
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Blue skies and happy landings!
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Clicky Blue skies and happy landings!
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Blue skies and happy landings!
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I like the DVD/MP3 switch. It's a nice touch. Blue skies and happy landings!
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Blue skies and happy landings!
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Good Vibrations Toys in Babeland Grand Opening Good for Her While not NSFW per se, discretion is advised. Aw, shucks; wait until you get home and pick out some together. Enjoy! Blue skies and happy landings!
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Depends on whether he signed a waiver Blue skies and happy landings!
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I've been at DZs where rental rigs *must* be backed by DZ staff. If it's a line over or something, it has to be chopped. Is it still fair to make the renter pay or should the waivers have a "reasonableness" clause? Blue skies and happy landings!
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I wanna know your favorite treat ( NOT related to sex or skydiving!!!)
bshl replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
A long pee in a hot shower on a cold morning. Blue skies and happy landings! -
In response to the tape measure post, allow me to point out two things: 1. It's the erect, not the flacid length that counts 2. The man used a 30' tape measure What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!" Blue skies and happy landings!
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An old man lived with his hound-dog, Mace, in a run-down shack on the outskirts of town. He had no family and only a few meager possessions, a table and chair, a bed, a bag of hand tools, and his dog. He used the tools to do odd jobs in town, for which he usually would be paid enough to get food for the next day. Mace and his master lived from one day to the next on what little these jobs would bring in. The dog was just a normal hound, with one exception: while most dogs like to chew on grass occasionally, Mace loved it. When the old man was in town, Mace would spend the day in the yard in front of the house, chewing away on the lawn. One bright, sunny day the old man said goodbye to his dog and headed into town to work. He had a plumbing repair job in one of the homes there that would take him most of the day and would probably pay enough for food for the remainder of the week, if he managed the money carefully. He headed for town with a spring in his step and a whistle on his lips. Inside the house and ready to start, the old man reached in the bag for his wrench. To his surprise, he didn't feel it. He dug around again, but there didn't seem to be any wrench. He looked in the bag, then dumped its contents on the floor, but still no wrench. Reality set in. Without a wrench he couldn't finish the job, and without pay he couldn't even buy food for that night's supper, let alone tomorrow. When he finally came to grips with reality, he told the lady who hired him what the situation was. While she sympathized with his situation, the job needed to be done. If the old man couldn't do it, she would have to hire someone else. The old man packed up his tools and headed home, head bowed and shoulders stooped. The whistle was gone and no longer was there a spring in his step. A walk that normally took 15 minutes seemed to last forever. But finally the old shack came into view, and there was Mace in the distance, munching away as usual on the lawn. When the dog saw his master, he came running, tail wagging to show the old man how glad he was to see him. Kneeling beside the hound, the man began to pet him, and through tear-filled eyes told the dog that there would be no supper tonight and no food tomorrow. What's more, without money to buy a new wrench, he had no idea what the future held. It was the loneliest, most helpless feeling he ever had. Then he caught a glimpse of something shining in the grass. As the old man went over to see what this shining material was, his despair turned in an instant to joy. It was the wrench! The old man had dropped it on his way out that morning, and it would have been lost forever had Mace not been eating farther away from the house than he usually did. The old man grabbed the dog, gave him a hug that almost suffocated him, and ran into the house. Reaching for a stub of pencil and the only piece of paper he had, he wrote a moving tribute to his canine companion. Few people have ever heard these words...until now, that is. One man who did happen to read them changed them a bit and had his name recorded in music history. The old man never did get the credit he deserved. But now you are privileged to read the beginning line of his original poem, which went: "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me." Blue skies and happy landings!
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I recommend you take action to protect your eyesight immediately! Blue skies and happy landings!
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Blue skies and happy landings!
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It details a few freedom of speech incidents at universities in America. An e-mail is circulated recommending shooting a student wearing a turban in the face and the school blows it off. Another student posting a simple flyer advertising a guest speaker for the campus Republican club has the police called and is threatened with expulsion. The flyer was "offensive" because it had the title of the book on it. No bad language or anything, just a simple title referring to the underground railroad. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Blue skies and happy landings!