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High five, Tunabreath!!!!!!!! Owned by Remi #?

Do you hear that whistling sound above your head? Owned by Remi #?

And a Detroit fan too? Couldn't resist Owned by Remi #?

Do ya like baseball and football too? I like those "men's" sports. So much more.... Butch NSFW Owned by Remi #?

Hope so. If not his head is bigger than the Goodyear blimp Wait...... Owned by Remi #?

Are you brave enough to post a picture of yourself so that the women on this forum can judge your merits? Huh, tuna? Let's have it Bring it C'mon Owned by Remi #?

I downloaded and scanned it. No problem detected here, but FWIW, it is the same as the one on skydiving movies. Owned by Remi #?

Why is this the wrong forum, Ivan? Honest curiosity here. Owned by Remi #?

Mmmmm. Since Deuce started the thread in the first place, how can it be the wrong thread for him to post in? If you meant the wrong forum, explain? Anyway, yeah. If he lied to his wife that was where he went wrong. Owned by Remi #?

It sounds like a scam, but what prevents you from waiting until the check clears before you send the gear? Not that I'd do it because even if I wasn't getting ripped off, someone must be.... But I don't understand the scam. Owned by Remi #?

A License !!!!!! Owned by Remi #?

I'm bored... I am too 1. Whats your name? Kelly 2. How old are you? Pfffftst one 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? I dunno 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Illegal partnership 5. Do you have kids? Yes 6. What do you drive? 2000 Ford F150 Triton V-8 extended cab 4x4 and my SO crazy. Sometimes at the same time. 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? Not in freefall 8. Where do you live? NEOhio 9. Do you have any pets? Too many 10. How many jumps do you have? 5. Unless you mean skydives 11. What color eyes do you have? Gray, but I'm trying hard to expand my collection. 12. What is your nationality? Welllllllsh. Being Welsh involves a lot of "L"s 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? I've dated everyone I've met "off" the Internet. Who has time to be "on" the Internet during a date? 14. Favorite Movie? The Color Purple 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Living 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Yes 18. Do you have siblings? 1 older brother 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Home 20. What's your favorite color? Green 21. Where was the last place you flew to? Don't remember Owned by Remi #?

It took you a sec to see the bright orange sign? Owned by Remi #?

No 'dar here. Just looks like a kick-ass skydive to me. Post a still of yourself. Owned by Remi #?

I heard it only worked with uncurrent Intel CPU's too. It's goal is to force all of the uncurrent CPU's to make recurrency cycles. Owned by Remi #?

how could anyone who can buck like a funny for hours be anywhere near drunk enough to lose the capacity to consent? Owned by Remi #?

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat Owned by Remi #?

Of course. I'm going to go read riddle books now, leave me alone. Owned by Remi #?

I do love to argue. Next thing you'll be insisting that the goose should be minced instead of pureed. And then I'll have to find diagrams and shit Owned by Remi #?

nah, wait. first you put a goose in a blender... 3 minutes on puree push through a gym sock to extract the feathers and spread liberaly on crackers Owned by Remi #?

I think it involves stomping on geese Owned by Remi #?

Tuna, thanks. I thought I had it pretty much covered but I guess I'm clueless. When I left the Navy I thought that my "rate" was Chief and my rating was "ET". Maybe I was just confused. Owned by Remi #?

Go skydive, Tuna. Ya lost this one hands down. Navy doesn't even have "rank". Ask a recruiter all ya want. There's rate and rating. Read the link. Owned by Remi #?

Maybe it's different in covert ops and stuff. Who are we to question? Owned by Remi #?

nice try Owned by Remi #?