MrHixxx
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Any Dz.comers gonna be there over Memorial Day weekend? I'll be in Denver on business, so I thought I would drop by... -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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First you are whining about jumping out of Cessnas and now the new Star Wars Films aren't good enough for ya. When will the madness end? What is really on your mind? There has got to be deeper issues behind it all... -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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You can see the helicopter at the webpage link... Unfortunately, it is not the WFFC chopper, but if we slipped the pilot some ecstacy it might produce a similar ride ;) -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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I am Zuwadza. peace out, Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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Atta girl, make MrHixxx proud (insert lurid sex growl like Homer Simpson eating donuts here)! -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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Hey Folks, Lincoln Sport Parachute Club (the home of MrHixxx) is having a Skyvan Boogie at the Council Bluffs,IA airport June 7th, 8th and 9th. There will also be a helicopter available for jumps. For more info: http://www.skydivelspc.com/boogie/boogie.htm thanxxx, Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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Do you accept cash or check? -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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Not tongue? -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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The guy has to buy the girl a ticket. Then the girl has to take it from his mouth topless with her boobies, no hands! -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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Look ugly better send it back. Better yet, ship it to me and I'll get rid of it for you. -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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I had the same feeling Satuday morning when my 3 year old Drake came in and roused me sleepin on the couch. He said "Dad, pull my finger!" I did and he farted like a little hippo and said " Dad, pull my finger again!" Bam another one "Dad pull my finger again" and another. After he was done rippin' about 5 in a row, I sat their and cried from laughter. My son is just like me... -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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because Basketball isn't even a sport, just a bad excuse to sell shoes... Also, the NHL playoffs are on. Grown men with clubs in the hands and knives on there feet. Now that is at least starting to go in the direction of extreme like skydiving... -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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I don't think you will ever see them required based on jumpers hurting themselves. Nonetheless, more dead jumpers unanimously agree it would have been nice to have one and still be alive... Now, if there is ever a high profile accident where a jumper kills someone minding their own business on the ground from a low/no pull and generates public sympathy or a desire for more protection from skydivers. It will happen... Personally, I have jumped with an AAD for all my RW and VRW dives since my son was born. My life simply isn't exclusively my own anymore. My CReW rig doesn't have a Cypres, but now I am not so sure that is a good idea anymore after what happened to Brad Friday. The only time I think it is unsafe to have a Cypres is Swooping anything close to 3 to 1 or if you are landing in water. I don't think it becomes an issue doing downplanes with a sane wingloading... (Pro Cypres only advice) my 2 cents, Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub"
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I just received some very sad news from my sister... Brad Foster former DZO of Skydive Chesapeake and staff member at Skydive Suffolk was killed today. From what I understand he hit the plane exiting for a CReW dive and was knocked out with no Cypres. He was one of the most safety conscious professional people I have met in this sport and a class act all the way around. Skydiving lost one of its best today, he will be missed immeasurably... -Jon
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I am going to be out in Denver on business over Memorial Day weekend. I hope to get out to Brush for a few jumps. I heard there is a boogie that weekend and it is the only full altitude dz (has a low enough field elevation) in CO. Anyone else gonna be there that weekend? -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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With God as my witness, I thought farts were harmless... It's all fun and games until somethin' gets burnt... -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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and I thought that boobies only lived on Galapogos! I bet these fly better than the feathered variety! -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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I follow the general ethos "Its all good!" I'll jump anything anytime(weather permitting) as long as I can get say 2500 AGL. Cessnas can be a lot of fun especially if you are doing 12ways out of 3 of them... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate that plane with a passion. I fell asleap on the climbup to altitude. Then at about 10 grand tried to get out without snagging anything, which was kind of hard. Getting a hold of that damn strut was pretty damn difficult, my shoulder ended up popping out in the process. I decided to make another jump right after, even though my shoulder was still sore, which was a mistake, because I did the exact same thing to it on exit, which made any sort of movement during freefall impossible. I couldn't even flare on landing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I am clean out of tissues for ya on this one :) -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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Can you send me a spec sheet on how many June bugs it will take to make my Xaos 98 self powered??? -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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I think of it as self-medication. I skydive to keep the rest of the world safe. -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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That fellow has to have one of the highest concentrations of bastard energy inside him that I have seen in a long time! He is what Nietsche wrote about: "the Uber Bastard"! -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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It is not that I don't like people, I just feel better when they are not around. I'll take the planes!!! -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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You can either sit fly, so the air goes in backwards, but you gotta clinch a bit or you'll blow your asshole out. Otherwise, you'll need pierced nipples and belly to let the air in. As for permiating your skin, that is just absurd... -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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You need to try the Jedei mind trick on Mom... But really, I heard the same thing from my 3 year olds grandparents and they gave his mother the same shit for horseback riding (she has 2 Arabs). Though his mother and I seldom agree on anything else, we do agree we need our past times to make us safe for the rest of the world. The more you are loving life and actualizing the more you have to give to those around you... Spread the love from above! -Hixxx "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"
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Maybe this is a little off subject. But isn't ground effect going to change the aerodynamics of a landing when compared with a turn up high? So a turn up high may not be such a good indicator of what a canopy will do down low... -Jon "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"