MrHixxx

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  1. We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass You think the Head Honcho will add these some day? -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  2. There are many places I would like to demo new products. Rantoul is not one of them. I am to leary of bein taken out by errant drunks under canopy. I need to mod my rig for a Throwout, get a long bridle p/c and take to corners out of the main tray too. I am all about havin' the right equipment for it. -Jon death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  3. I am startin' the 36th next month. I quit smokin and drinking 13 years ago, I sold my bike (YZF-1000r1) that rode too fast last fall. Damn, I gotta get back into the fast lane! Gotta Wingsuit I can borrow? Happy B-day! -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  4. I am the only person person at my dz with Reserve slinks. Do you tack your slinks? I also run a pass of supertack through the tab loop, so the locking loop can not get back over it as a precaution. I set them with the recommended 50 lbs pull, but I wanted to do a little extra to ensure they aren't going anywhere until I get a deployment that really tightens them up. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  5. You'ld look sexy bald with a red rubber nose on anyway, so go for it? Locks of love is a cool organization. I cut mine for them... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  6. In the case of reserves without slider bumpers, how many of you tack the riser to keep the link shortside up and use a loop of seal thread to keep all the lines together at the top of the link. If not, why? thanks, Hixxx
  7. I run Premiere 6.0 on a Toshiba Satellite w/ 512k RAM, 1.1 Gig processor, 16mb Invidia video card (built in) and I have an 80 Gig 7200 rpm firewire drive for my video storage. If I am doing something big, it takes a while to render, but I never have dropped frames. I think they are making Satellites in the 2+ processor range with built in dvd/cdr burners now for about 2000.00. I wish they had a trade in program... One of the downsides I have heard about the Sony's is the video card is integrated into the processor, so it steals a little efficiency away. This is what swayed me when I was looking at both systems. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  8. I guess this is why some prefere the comfort and security of a prostitute over a marriage or dating... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  9. Um, you forgot "Womanese". That could be really useful in day to day life... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  10. Interesting, are your slinks tacked to the riser or no? -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  11. Sounds like a dumpy 600 cc sportbike (previous YZF 1000 owner). How about they call it a "Kaiser Blade" of course some folks will call it a "Sling Blade" but "Kaiser Blade" is nice.
  12. This is my "poor man's" method for stowing excess brake line. I take the loop to the outboard side of the riser, through the riser loop and around the top of the toggle before I put it into the elastic. This way I can grab my toggles freely without getting any of the excess around a finger. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  13. We'll see how cool it is when you are fighting over jump money or one wants to freefly and the other wants to do 4/way. I can see it in the divorce decree now, "I lost all respect for him when I started out swooping him on the tour, it just hasn't been the same since..." -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  14. Well, we aren't exactly on the deep side of the ocean here in America. After all, we do have politicians lashing out at foreign governments by renaming foods (Freedom Fries). Really this person isn't looking to fall in love with their ideal person. They are looking for a compromise in their next living arrangement. I recommend a blow up doll and a prefurnished apartment... p.s. I've got a Whirlpool Duet series sideloading washer and dryer, but I'm taken... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when mababy
  15. MrHixxx

    Airlocks ?

    If you are jumping a lighter wingloading (big canopy) you are a little more apt to be dragged in high winds, because they are harder to deflate after landing. However, in choppy winds, you have an airfoil that is a less prone to distortion. I think the airlocks might have a little less drag from the inlets once the canopy is pressurized too. So, they perform a bit better. That is a good question for Brian G. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  16. Yes, but there are 25,000 DWI related fatalities in the US each year. Many of the victims were just as innocent as 911 victims and their families equally terrorized... Then add in all the domestic violence and other violent crimes that are alcohol related... Then there is the amount of fatalities from smoking. Smokers, Children from second hand smoke, families minus a parent from cancer. I would be willing to put these fatality numbers against the terrorism fatality numbers worldwide and you would find the legal stuff is the most effective killer and terrorizer by far... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  17. Misfits "Hybrid Moments" -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  18. That is the beauty of it. It seems to be true. "I have a dream.." -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  19. I have a Wings 10-1. It was originally built for a cobalt 120. I have had a PD143R - Velocity 90 in the main tray no problems. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  20. Report: President Bush Has Lowest IQ of all Presidents of past 70 Years (at least) : Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published it's research to the education community on each new president, which includes the famous "IQ" report among others. According to statements in the report, there have been twelve presidents over the past 70 years, from F. D. Roosevelt to G. W. Bush who were all rated based on scholarly achievements, writings that they alone produced without aid of staff, their ability to speak with clarity, and several other psychological factors which were then scored in the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence ranking. The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to within five percentage points: Franklin D. Roosevelt (D) = 147 Harry A. Truman (D) = 132 John F. Kennedy (D) = 174 Lyndon B. Johnson (D) = 126 James E. Carter (D) = 175 William J. Clinton (D) = 182 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R) = 122 Richard M. Nixon (R) = 155 Gerald Ford (R) = 121 Ronald Reagan (R) = 105 George HW Bush (R) = 098 George W. Bush (R) = 091 Democratic presidents have had an Average IQ of 156 Republican presidents have had an Average IQ of 115.5 Not a SINGLE Republican president was as smart as the AVERAGE Democratic president, and Richard M. Nixon was the only Republican president to match the I Q of ANY of these Democratic presidents. Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President GW Bush, his low ratings were due to his apparent difficulty to command the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary (6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents), his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA, and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis. The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to arrive at these ratings, including depth of sentence structure and voice stress confidence analysis. The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton Pennsylvania think tank includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist. This Page is part of a great Web of interrelated pages. Check out the Main Directory, by clicking on : http://www.joinhugs.org/political
  21. I guess we'll all have to go in on a quantity case of 20" rubber dicks, strap them to our legs and smile at the TSA officer as you walk through... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  22. I don't understand, I laugh at all of my jokes. Well, that's alright. What I lack in personality I'll just have to make for in looks. I'll be funny lookin'... Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  23. Wait just a minute. Kim just showed up (mrHIXXXluvbitch) with Do-me Dewey and TeeTee Rural Route 1. Now those are slut names! -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  24. Sounds like your hermaphroditic porn name... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when
  25. MrHixxx

    Six Sigma

    Yes, it is complete bullshit. First Data initiated it several years ago and it completely wacked their performance measurement system out pissing off countless employees. I don't think there is a single executive left from its implementation to now. It was most likely a scapegoat system to thin the herd. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when