Bolas

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  1. Bolas

    "mood music"

    Surgery was already ruled out by the MRI.
  2. I've seen it a bunch of times, just wanted something in the background while I PW.
  3. Bolas

    "mood music"

    Better but still hurts and the heel is still numb, got a sports doc appointment Tuesday. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Cruel Intentions is on ABC family, sure I knew they were going to edit it, but they even edited out the hot kiss between Sarah Michelle Gellar and the other chick. Bastages!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas

    "mood music"

    The women on here are starting to lose their minds. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. How'd you gimp yourself? I will hold you to that big kiss.
  7. Naked Gun Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. I know you last name... It's Kskilgenhawfninvitrifarvergnugendunkelgotverbotendumkoff Yeah, that is a dead giveaway. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas

    "mood music"

    Totally agree, that plus Madonna's Erotica CD. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Get one of those cheap tests that the sample changes color and use food coloring and water.
  11. You think I'd tell on you? Hell hath no fury cuz the kitty's got claws. I already did Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. But we need material for "As the Prop Turns."
  13. (Makes some popcorn, sits down to watch the show) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Buy a home pregnancy test, fake a positive response, leave in girls bathroom. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Next time I'll separate them. Kinda like this. Ah, I forget you are a granola chick. I changed it to fake lambskin or wool. Of course I like my baby seal fur ones, they match the brown baby seal eyes I use for headlights. Easy there munchkin, You may just have the seat too far back or leaned too far back if you can't reach things. This comment intentionally left blank Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. I hear webcams help computers run cooler. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. 1. Get a seat belt cover, fake lambskin, or even faux fur. 2. Wear tighter clothes so wrinkles aren't an issue or just be naked. 3. How short are you? If your arms can't reach the dash or console, you've got the seat too far back. When I was a kid I didn't always wear it, my mom actually was in an accident (T-boned at an angle right at the drivers door before side impact protection on cars) where if she had been wearing it she would have been hurt worse. She didn't wear one for a long time either. Once I started driving, I always wore mine, mainly because I was always doing stupid shit.
  18. Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas

    Poor tigra :)

    I dont think he could handle us *cough* correction....I KNOW he couldn't handle you three. Shhh!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. That's the point, the Orfun boogie should be some place that's not a DZ. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. How about Rome? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Hey, some activity on my thread!! I used to hit something all the time with my x-gf. I could never get an absolute answer whether it hurt or felt good (not sure if she was sure). I was never one to argue with being in up to my huevos . Was she pregnant? Probably gave the little one brain damage. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Isn't every womans g-spot 9 inches in? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas

    Toes & zits

    So if Cartman was real and had zits you could pop with your feet... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.