Bolas

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  1. Most parody shirts you can't tell them from the real thing from a distance. Unless the person tells you or you take more than a casual glance, you'll miss it. * The Warn a Brother Shirt with the WB logo. * The United Pot Smokers shirt with the UPS logo. * I had a college shirt parodying Absolut Vodka. It was brought up here before along with other shirt ideas: Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Wow so not only is my first edition shirt very rare, it's probably the only to go out of a B-17.
  3. ewwwww Stitch, I'm your MOTHER g He musta been adopted or you have the most recessive genes ever. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. If I had the wings of an eagle, And the ass of a great buffalo. I'd flow over (college short name or college abreviation) campus, and shit on the (team name) below. (First letter of college abbreviation)-Ah (Remaining letters of college abbreviation), Sounds like some bullshit to me, to me. (First letter of college abbreviation)-Ah (Remaining letters of college abbreviation) Sounds like some bullshit to me. As a former Hokie, I learned it like this: If I had the wings of an eagle, And the ass of a great buffalo. I'd flow over UVA campus, and shit on the Wahoos below. U-Ah V-A, Sounds like some bullshit to me, to me. U-Ah V-A, Sounds like some bullshit to me.
  5. Bolas

    HELP!!!!

    Hoy many Couric's is it? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. I'm sober in that picture. Scout's honor. A scout like this one? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. You are correct. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. So who got the apartment in the same complex as the other one? She's probably just a rebound girl. He may just be saying what she wants to hear or fooling himself. Then again, it could be a "show" he planned for weeks for you to "accidently" see. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Did we watch the same trailer? The link provided only showed the exits, the drouges weren't thrown yet. Did they actually jump? Here's the URL for the trailer. The other link is just the skydiving scene. http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809812665/video/4070964/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. To whom it may concern, I leave all of my worldly possesions to Shane Print-Sign-Notorize See, I'm there for ya
  11. It's a Bolas spider. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas_spider Just found out they existed last night. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Just watched the trailer, they edited out the tandem drogues. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. If there is ever a condolence thread for me, I'm ok with people talking about how much of an asshole I was. I mean gee, if the shoe fits.... BTW, I'm ok with it while I'm alive too. Walt Sorry, we made an exception for Johnny Gates, but no one else. Tough luck shithead. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. We all hear about the bad experiences with police officers, here is a good one. Powder Springs, GA On my way to The Farm Saturday night, I stopped and got food, beer, and some cash. I'd driven about 4 hours already and was getting close. I hopped back in the car in the bright parking lot and pulled back out onto the well lit streets. I passed the exit to the next shopping senter and saw a patrol car getting ready to exit and pulled out right behind me. I looked down to see my speed and noticed my lights were off. "Shit," I cursed as I flicked them on. The instant I did. He flicked on his lights. The blue spinny ones. The entrie side of the higway was curbs so I slowed down and was looking for a good place to stop. I saw a side street and it was curbs too but figured it was good enough. As he walked up to the car I said, "I'm so sorry. I just pulled out of the grocery store and with the bright lights of the store and the street, I didn't notice my lights were off." He said, "I saw you turn 'em on, once I was behind you." He asked for my license and asked if I lived around here. I told him I was just down for the weekend for a Christmas party/Memorial for a friend. He stepped back to his car for quite a bit. I really thought I was gonna get a ticket. I had the receipt I could show him, I could fight it and probably win, but it'd mean coming down to go to court or getting a lawyer. If I just paid it, insurance would probably go up. As all this is going through my head, he walks up to the car, hands me my license and says, "You be more careful now." All I could say was "Thanks."
  15. I want one last wingsuit flock over a beach. I'm guessing launched docked out of a tailgate. Deployment could be done by one of the wingsuiters, or a remotely fired backup system that deploys the reserve. What'd be cool would be to have them deploy me around 300 feet over the water, but I wouldn't want to get anyone hurt or in trouble, so that's probably not realistic. On a serious note: I have insurance, it's the will that I'm lacking. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. A ton of Tri Motors? A sack of SuperConnie's? This also could be a case where just the airplane owner will change and the leasee just pays someone else. Kinda like when you buy a rental property or when your mortage is sold. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. If there is room on the plane, me too! We're talking about Lee. We could do ash dives all weekend. I'm gonna try my damnedest to be there.
  18. I don't trust kids from the far east. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I was going by the power paraglider shot at the end. Sure looked like "O." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. I remember on that trip right after we put on life vests he walked up and punched me in the gut. Hard. I dropped like a sack of bricks. He walked up and said, "Sorry mate. Damn, that shouldn't a hurt. Ya had padding on." I was a little upset, but that look of sheer innocence and "I didn't mean to" made me forgive him and crack up some, once I got my wind back.
  21. Bolas

    Fur

    I want a raccoon dog.
  22. Exactly. It takes 2 to try, but you have to have an "O" to qualify. You can join someone else but not yourself sometimes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Mike X was making these when he was down it Titusville a few years back. I own one.
  24. With that jumpsuit fabric out, you probably lowered your wingloading a few points.
  25. Orgasm. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.