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Unix/Linux/Mac Virus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor_system_virus Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Good choice, those dolls don't listen to you anyway. Wow, that's realistic. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I don't think they create them. They do however, show on their website all the vulernabilities, how to exploit them, and usually a script or executable to find the vulnerability. Like putting the gun, the bullets, and directions for use next to a suicidal person and the being shocked at the results. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You think golf is safe? You should play a round with me some time. There is absolutely no telling where or who that golf ball is going to hit. This looks like fun though, where do I sign up? Golf isn't safe... just ask Mcbeth Or me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Everything in moderation, including moderation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Man Law We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Addendum - "Advice" may be given during sex. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. Addendum - The nicer you look, the hornier you're likely to make us. 1. You have enough clothes. Addendum: More sexy lingere is allowed. 1. You have too many shoes. Addendum: Shoes with a 4 inch or higher heel are exempt from this. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Just tell 'em you're really 9, but have that advanced aging disease and mom will be right back. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Cats are jerks

Yet another Apple innovation: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Well I was gonna tell ya, but then I clicked on your link. Now I'm just gonna go have angry sex with your mom again. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Woo hoo!!! Church ladies gone wild!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Dude. Think about it. Who do you know that would get such perverse pleasure jerking people around.

Really? The most common reaction is fear. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm Spiderman Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Logo with the Turtle rocked!!!

We can't tell them we're going to fuck with them. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

If the GM program went away, and you no longer had to be a USPA member to jump at certain DZ's, how many people do you think would actually be a USPA member? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

As a Student: PD Navigator 260, 240 Safire 229 PD 230 Sabre 210 Sabre2 210 Spectre 230 1st Canopy I owned (40-50 jumps): Sabre 210 loaded at 1.0 or less Around 300 jumps I put some jumps on a Z-Po 190 and Sabre 170, and a Lotus 183. Did some CRW on a Lightning 176. Around Jump 450 I bought a Lotus 183 which turned out to be a 170 and also gained 10 lbs loading about 1.3. Around 750 jumps I put some jumps on a Triathalon 150, Sabre2 150, PD 143, and later a Stiletto 150. Bought a Stiletto 150 and gained another 10 lbs so loading about 1.5 now. Scared to downsize anymore cuz I don't want to get fatter. PD 143 (1 jump hooked as my main and 1 reserve ride) and Optimum 143 (3-4 jumps a main) are the smallest I've gone. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yep, I left in '94. I started in '92. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm still waiting for skydemon to post. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I think AggieDave might be around.

Where can I get those? Sounds like fun. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Don't say fuck in front of the K-I-D-S. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Mine's a pussy.

Now you need to party hard to empty your brain. Can't start a new semester with a full brain. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.