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    Not sure if this is right but I'll post it anyway...(yeah, call me a post whore). The word "Fuck" was used as a means of announcing to the general population in the 17th century here in America, an indescretion of fidelities. We had stocks, located mostly in town squares, that people were placed in for punishment. A sign was hung around the necks of these people, informing the general populace of the "indiscretion" involved. If a couple were caught going at it and were not married, or were married but just not to each other, they were placed in these so-called "stocks" with a sign hung around their necks stating "FUCK". The letters stood for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" and has become slang for just about anything you want to use it for. (Again, I'm not positive of the origins of the word, so don't flame me if I'm wrong. I've been wrong once or twice before, lol.) TripleF
  2. Tee-hee...Have Camera, Will Travel...(actually, I didn't take any of those. They were sent to me.) But if I DO happen to run into you at a boogie - SMILE, you're on candid camera...lol. TripleF
  3. You are welcome...hehehe TripleF
  4. Lol...I'll try to do better next time...tee-hee... FFF
  5. Uhh, I posted this a while back but it has come to my attention that we still are not too clear on farting in the plane or what/why this happens...so here goes... OK Ya'll, FART FACTS: 1. The medical term for farts is flatus which is Latin for "the act of blowing" 2. The average person farts 14 times a day. 3. The amount of actual gas released ranges from as little as one cup to as much as one half gallon per day. 4. Where do farts come from? Billions of tiny living bacteria that reside in your large intestine. They eat whatever food is undigested in your small intestine and sometimes that food makes them fart. Their gas builds up inside you and when the pressure is too great, these millions of tiny bacteria farts come out your butt. 5. A fart is actually a mixture of gasses, some of which are odorless (carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane) and some which are not(indole, skatole, and hydrogen sulfide). 6. A fart gets to your anus by intestinal contractions, a process called peristalsis. Peristalsis is stimulated by eating, which explains why we often need to fart right after a meal. 7. And finally, the tiny termite has the honor of being the animal with the most output of flatulence. Because of their diet(high fiber) they produce as much gas as a human. In fact, termite farts are believed to be a major contribution towards global warming!!! Tee-hee FFF
  6. I don't think you quite got the picture...or you've never been to a boogie. Sure, those pic's weren't exactly "socially correct" but they are still funny. FFF
  7. 2?? Isn't that something like incest?? It's ok as long as it's kept in the family, lol. FFF
  8. Happy V-Day to you too... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  9. Welcome home, brother. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  10. Man, it is really light. Without the power plant I can lift the whole thing with little effort. It takes a little more effort to lift it with the whole thing assembled but still stays below 275 lbs, which gives it an awesome holeshot. The tank is a coffin tank, molded to the frame and except for the frame/tank and the head, everything is chromed. I don't ride it as often as I suppose I should but here in SC, at the moment, it's cold...(call me a wuss, but I'm not as young as I used to be). FFF Ride it till the wheels fall off. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  11. Kewl ride, guy..."Trumpets Rule"...lol. (and talk about a chick magnet, whew...) FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  12. Dyevout, Lol, it don't leak oil...it marks it's spot...tee-hee...actually it's pretty good about not leaving oil everywhere. I had to get rid of the electric system (Lucas, prince of darkness) and use a black box to run it. Only 4 wires (ignition, headlight, tail/brake light, ground) and she does just fine. All the wires are hidden inside the frame which is my design, and made by friends (millwrights). It doesn't have a top end, (maybe 90 mph) but it gets me anywhere I need to go in style. So, I may get there (whereever) a little later than the Japanese bikes but I do it in style, lol. FFF Ride it till the wheels fall off. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  13. Suz, Ya can't help someone that doesn't want the help. Just be there for her when she needs you and everything will work out the it's supposed to. It may not turn out the way we want it to, but it always turns out the way it's supposed to. Good luck and Blessed be. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  14. Lol...the basis was a cool ride. It started off as a 58 Triumph but like my Pro-Street rod, it's all custom right down to the chrome engine cases. All my friends ride HDs and they teased me unmercifully about it but they kept coming over to watch it go together, lol. Then, when we, as a group, ride they get all pissy cause at the redlights, I can burn 'em (it's really lightweight) and it gets some really cool looks from citizens, too, especially the ladies...tee-hee. Course I'm not known as a low-key kinda' guy, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  15. Jessica, That was sent to be by a trusted friend so I had no reason to doubt it altho I didn't check it out closely cause I would probably have gone off the deep end and done something I really shouldn't do, lol. I'm glad it was a hoax, tho. Thanks for looking it up. I just couldn't do it. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  16. ROFLMAO!!! FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  17. A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens that were put in to little bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for the rest of their lives!! The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats never get the opportunity to move. They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs. These are the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia and New Zealand. If you think you can handle it, view >>http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ and have a look at the methods being used to put these little kittens into bottles. I wish there were a way of shutting this down. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  18. Dude, The TRUNK?? I've heard, but never witnessed, things like oil from something placed in the trunk getting on/in the rig. Anyone know anything about this? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  19. My scooter... and I love her... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  20. Was that a Corbin/Gentry or did you buy a Corbin after they broke the partnership? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  21. Gemini, Well put, dude...thank you... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  22. Uhh, want a live animal?? tee-hee... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  23. Yeah, the floor gets clean alright...but I did it when I lived in an upstairs apartment...My downstairs neighbor didn't think too much of it, tho...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  24. Dude, Did you notice that I never said a word about the French?? So, how have I contributed to the derogatory statements? As far as being pro-American, sure I am..and I'll continue to try to understand why others slam countries/beliefs without resorting to namecalling. Why do you think I've not responded to the "French" shots? I'll also try to contribute meaningful discussions here without the nitpicking. It's about respect for others that makes me want to do something better for this world. Or maybe you don't want me to contribute to this forum altogether to try to bring back the fun we had once? Who knows?? I'm not questioning anyone's loyalty to there country - I'm questioning all the bickering. FFF Find a cause, and live it. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."