freefallfreak

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  1. Oh?? Well, so much for the midnight carriage ride. (Backs away slowly, reaching to see if wallet is still in back pocket.) TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  2. Com'on, Bytch..her rack is too small to play you. Let's find someone with a better rack...Hey...idea...wanna' play yourself? TripleF No, I didn't say WITH yourself...lol. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  3. IMHO, the one in the middle is great. I love small boobies. TripleF Founding member of the I.B.T.C. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  4. Work is a four letter word...I refuse to participate...in fact, I haven't worked one hour in years...lol. FFF
  5. Rejected Hallmark Cards 1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry 3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. 6. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it.... She moved in with me 7. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
  6. HolyMotherofJesusH.Christ, that just about scared the crap out of me...I guess I won't be trying a birdsuit for, like, EVER!!! FFF
  7. Not only is that hilarious, it's also PERFECT ! You definitely have this casting agent stuff down pat.
  8. Uhh, I guess my little Pro-Street rod, bastardized by a chevy engine in a ford body, at 4 mpg and 147.628 mph in a quarter, disqualifies me?? FFF
  9. sunny one...how could you forget me?? FFF
  10. Ok, woman, you left me out... FFF
  11. Uhh, nope..not me...I would never do something like that... FFF
  12. Me, too...God, I love modern medicine...(makes the time go by faster, lol). Hey, did I ask? Why did they use so many staples?? They used some kind of super glue and butterfly bandages to seal me back up. They said the scar wouldn't be as bad but I think they were just lazy and didn't have a stapler or a sewing machine to finish me, lol. FFF P.S. I'm glad to hear...uhh, read, that you are feeling better.
  13. Wow...I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. FFF
  14. Hi Sweetie...Feeling better? I hope so. Don't pay any attention to anything I say for three more weeks...still getting over my stint in the hospital. How about you?? Can you see through your med enforced haze? FFF
  15. Uhh, Dr Hook...did you know that all babies are born with a penis?? Yep, but after about 2 weeks, it falls off the dumb ones... FFF (dons flameproof underwear)
  16. I have a question...if the grocery stores have a monoply on food (most of us don't live on a farm and can't grow our own - (food, people, food..not "the other green stuff") - why don't the stores furnish the toilet paper free?? FFF
  17. Uhh, err, that's ok...hmmm, we, uhh, don't really need to see that... FFF
  18. Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong...Uhh, ONE, is he any kin to Rama-Lama-Bing-Bong? You know, the Famous Pin-Ball Wizards of Who fame? FFF
  19. Wow, I had no idea that the shirt had made it all the way to England...damn...maybe I should have held out for more when they asked if they could have the copyright. It all started as a joke, tho...and money wasn't behind the idea. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  20. Cornie, It's a t-shirt made by Caledonia Graphics in Fla. It says "Nascar drivers are wimps. I can do 200+ mph standing on my head." and has a pic of a freeflier, heads down, with a hell of a grin on his face. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  21. jt, if you turn that shirt upside down and look at the name on the nametag of the freeflier's jumpsuit, you'll find that it's mine...I sold Calidonia Graphics the rights to that a couple of years ago and they suprised me by adding my name to it...lol...so, that's my 15 minutes of fame...lol. Thank you for adding a few cents to my pocket... FFF
  22. Temper, temper, dude...it was a joke. Or are ya'll still mad at us colonists for kicking you out?? Lol. FFF
  23. Jerry, I think I found the reason they drink so much...lol. see attachment. FFF