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  1. Now Clay, I've heard excuses before but wow...Telling a good looking woman to close her pants just cause the cops were there is by far the worst...they gotta get their jollies somehow, too... You are hearby fined two sheep, have three lashes with a wet wool towel coming and are denied PW'ing for 10 minutes. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  2. Nope...it was a figment of my imagination...but that's ok..they say I've lost my mind...I say it's fun. Wanna cum watch...uhh, err, duhh, I mean come watch?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  3. Uhh, she wasn't wearing wool pants?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  4. Uhh, watch what? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  5. ROFLMAO!!!!! Only a true southern lady could make me laugh that hard...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  6. Kinda' small there, huh? A Yankee problem?? lol. Oh..I see...snow... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  7. Well, get your cute little butt back down here to SC and out of that cold Yankee state...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  8. Lol...my Southern Gentlemanly upbringing denies me any other way, my dear. Welcome to my world... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  9. Ahh, dude, I got one of those, same color and about the same size, from the animal shelter years ago. He repaid me by sneaking into the bathroom early one morning as I was taking my "morning constitutional" and about half asleep. He jumped to the back of the toilet tank and then to my poor old bald head where he proceeded to dig in with all those little pin-like claws...needless to say, we fought all over the bathroom...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  10. Of course... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  11. Coca-Cola Classic... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  12. Done...lol. FFF edit to add p.s. P.S. Ever thought of a roommate? One who is financially secure, doesn't snore, doesn't smoke or drink all your beer? Is young, rich, and handsome? Till ya' find him, I'm available...lol. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  13. Just dump a bottle of bobcat lure in the air intake of the heating system of their building. Ya may not get what you want but they sure will have a hard time breathing, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  14. Pssst, I'll sell ya a pic...lol...but don't tell the bytch... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  15. Hey, it was worth a shot...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  16. Tempt him with a full blown pic of THE RACK.... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  17. My baby...13 years old and going strong. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  18. (I love Pammi, I love Pammi, I love Pammi...but don't tell Merrick, don't tell Merrick, don't tell Merrick, lol) FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  19. Hey Rev, Pammi is really one sharp lady and I'd vote for her in a heartbeat...the problem is Merrick, lol. He already took Judge away from me and as big a provert as I am, he may hide Pammi away, too...so my vote has to go to the one - the only - the great - LOVE DOVE. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  20. Uhh, protect the carpet from what?? Or should I be asking that question? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  21. Ahh, you know me too well, my dear...lol. I thought for sure you had forgotten that... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  22. So, that's what that's called and what it's used for...See?? I knew this was an informative source for proper living. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  23. Nope...I just hang a right at the 4th star and fly till morning... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  24. I have a new camera......and need more experience so if you don't mind me "experimenting", I'll be more than happy to volunteer to take the "replacement" pic......of course, it may take a few days to get the right exposure , etc, but as long as you have the week off, we should be able to "get it right", lol. TripleF