freefallfreak

ROFLMAO!!! FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Hey Christian, Take that rat shot out of that weapon and substitute Glazer Safety Slugs...tiny bits of sharapnel suspended in a teflon liquid. It won't go through a wall and hit anyone on the other side, it won't ricochet from a hard object and you wouldn't believe the damage it'll do to flesh, lol. Developed for use by Air Marshalls, it's great for home defense. I've been told that if a person were hit with one, in the arm, just outside the emergency room door, they just might not make it...hehehe. SC Home Invasion laws, new just this last year, make possible the fact that if a person/persons enters your domicile, unwanted, unannounced and unwelcome, we have the right to use deadly force, no matter what the other circumstances. I, for one, will protect my loved ones, home and property, in any way I see fit, creating the most amount of damage in the least amount of time as possible. FFF *dons flameproof underwear cause I really don't give a fuck what happens to the asshole that breaks into my home - as long as he dies.* "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Hey girl...if you weren't so young, I'd offer my assistance with the "regular sex" thing, but you are just way too young... FFF *gentle hugs and warm kisses* "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Lol...hard candy coating on the outside, soft, creamy marshmellow on the inside...melts in the mouth, not in the hand...lol. I won't tell anyone, tho. And we still love ya', even when you play "hardcore". FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Uhh, is that some kind of veiled threat? Sure sounds like it. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Well, dear...I guess this gives us time for a LONG midnight carriage ride, huh? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Yeah, you claim to be a bytch but we all know you're really a gentle sweetie... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Lol...I'm living proof of that. I've learned that if you push enough paper at them, they will eventually give up and give you anything you want...it makes for interesting ideas. I requested a BowFlex once and pushed enough paper at them that I have a nice excersize machine sitting in my spare bedroom...not a BowFlex, mind you cause it was too expensive, but a nice machine, no less...hehehe. And don't ask how I got it, what excuse I used or how long it took...just rest assured that all it takes is enough paper work, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Thank you, Chuck. As a 100% service-connected disabled veteran, I concur with all you said. I have no idea where people get the idea that they have no benefits as a retiree, but it's just not true. The benefits are there. A person just has to know which papers to fill out. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

As a disabled veteran, I can speak for this...my entire income depends on taxes. So, yes, your tax dollars (some, at least) go to me, lol. They also pay for my medical, dental and optical benefits, not counting the free tags and registration for two vehicles on a permanent basis, plus hunting/fishing licenses, no property taxes or income taxes. So, keep paying them, lol. Looks like you are a bit wrong, Lee, cause I'm living proof (and living pretty well, too) that America cares for her Veterans. And yes, the DAV telemarkets for donations but a call to the local DAV office, listed in the phone book, will put a stop to those telemarketing calls. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Been saying that for years...glad you got here...ain't it cool?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Class of '64...you young whippersnapper...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I never rode this but if I could find some nice, young, sweet, tender, loving, kissable, hugable, touchable lady to help me, I'd consider riding it for a while...maybe...after all, it's a "girl's bike"...lol FFF *grabs flameproof underwear and runs for door* "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Sexy?? A Motorcycle?? Arthur, you gotta get out more, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Uhh, can somebody scream "DOOR"??? Hehehehe... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Damn...I haven't had a call from either of them yet...and I've got all these Girl Scout cookies, too...Lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

ROFLMAO!!!...I thought I was the only one on here that knew about her...oh shit...lol...ok...I promise, Don. We WILL make that "I Survived Diva" jump with you...lol. I don't know exactly when, but we WILL make that jump. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Well, I'm back. I got out yesterday evening but was too doped up to reply to anything. Hell, I could barely read, lol. Thanks to a good friend and puter techie, I had someone to take me to the hospital, stay there all day with me, return me to my home and stay with me all night just in case the femoral artery opened up and I a needed to get back to the hospital. The doctors were great, too. They hit me with 75 mgs. of morphine, not once, but TWICE, lol. The only thing I didn't like was being undressed by two really hot nurses and not being able to undress them in return, lol. So, now I'm sitting here at home, basking in the good feelings about all the responses from friends I've made over the years here on Dizzydotcom and loving all the responses from the ones I have yet to meet. Thanks each and every one...you've made me feel quite special. Now...the good news (for me)...I'm alive...and the bad news (for ya'll)...I'm alive...hehehe. Ok - serious time - the docs couldn't help me. They say that I've gotta have a triple by-pass and even with that, they don't guarantee that I'll recover fully. I've done some major damage with my out of control diet, drinks, drugs and lifestyle. (Yeah, I know...dumb, but that's me, I guess.) I guess that's what I get for all the "living in the fast lane" all these years, lol, but I wouldn't trade a single day of it. So, for now, I'm grounded and don't know when I can get back in the air, if ever...but know this...the people I've met here, the times I've had, the nights spent by the fire pits across this nation and the times spent with people have been so fantastic that I've lived two lifetimes and experienced more than any ten wuffos, thanks to all the skydivers I've known. So...I'm back...as insane as ever, and full of love for all you guys. Thanks again for being here for me... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Well, I kept telling myself that I wasn't gonna' do this but I'm a little scared so instead of holding it in, here goes...at 6 a.m. today (just a little less than 4 hours from now) I'm having a "surgical procedure" done that doesn't sound like a lot of fun. The doc's are gonna go into my heart and see if they can do anything to help it work a little better than it does (I'm grounded for a while because of it). I've been having a bit of trouble with it for a while. Now, they tell me it's a "routine procedure" but it just doesn't feel like "routine" to me to have something stuck into your heart. So, I'm sitting here, just a little scared, and with no sleep all night. It may be a few days before I'm back on line so I probably won't read anything anyone posts to this (if anyone posts to it at all, lol) so ya'll just keep your fingers crossed for me. Later, all. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Drop-On-Inn?? Dew-Drop-Inn?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

SWEATheart?? ROFLMAO!!! FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

***I'm not a layer, but yes I would if I were in the same situation.*** Uhh, did I read this wrong? Hehehe... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

We do, too...please post them...often...and bare...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Lol...I sure am glad they were flat packing. Maybe now I won't have to take so much flak for taking up too much room on the packing room floor, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Uhh, isn't Peter Pan a urinal pan/bed pan that they use in hospitals?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."