freefallfreak

And food for a couple of weeks, too. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Fickle woman... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Hi Sweetie, Ya know, sometimes we meet people (even sometimes on the internet) that become a major part of our lives. You have shown a strength that I admire, just for shouldering the load that has been placed on you by circumstances beyond your control. Thanks for being a part of my life, my friend. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Huh?? Whaddayamean, the truth about S.C., E.B. and the Tooth Fairy? Are you one of those Nay-Sayers that don't believe?? OMG...I've been told that they don't exist but I'll never believe it. I know that S.C. exists cause I saw him once, kissing my ex...at least she said that's who it was. I didn't stick around to ask him, tho, cause my ex said that he would take back all my presents and leave me a lump of coal. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Damn, Keith, I just ruined a perfectly good keyboard with soda . FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Thank you...from a newbie (and always will be) FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Social technique?? I have no socially redeeming value, lol. I'm a post whore and to top it off, I don't drink. Now, the lying part I might be able to handle if only I could find Spectre230 and take lessons from him, hehehe. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and hot coals just to sniff the tire tracks of the trash truck that hauled Meg Ryan's or Julia Roberts garbage to the dump, girl. Don't sell yourself short. You are a fantastic woman. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Geez, I spit coca-cola all over my monitor...that was great. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I went to an opera once in Tampa, Fla and the best part of it was at the intermission. My lady and I had ridden the "Beast" (my bike) to the theater and were dressed in leathers. At intermission, we were standing against a wall next to a water fountain with me leaning against the fountain. Some guy in a tuxedo walked up and asked if he could get a drink of water. I leaned away from the fountain and in a stage whisper to my lady I said, "Hon, did you know that people wouldn't drink that stuff if they realized that that's the same stuff that fish fuck in?" The guy almost had his lips touching the stream of water and stopped dead. He looked around to see if anyone was watching and slowly backed away without a drink of water, lol. That was my only experience with opera but I'll never forget it, hehehe. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Ahh, this one's easy...check the thread "dz.com movie"..Peter Fonda was named by someone (Sunshine, I think, and seconded by Iflyme) to play me. It fit...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

You can have the Bear when they pry the keys out of my cold, dead fingers, lol. I was talking about a 1989 GMC S-15. Specialty paint, 10,000 miles on the engine, three months on the tranny, three weeks on the rear-end, new wheel bearings - inner and outer on the front, new brakes - rear and front, new wheel cylinders - rear, front and rear universal joints, new tires and American Racing mags. I just bought a new Ford F-150 super cab and don't need the GMC anymore. FFF Uhh, did I just do a no-no? This wasn't meant as an advertisement, ya'll. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Damn girl. You shoulda hollered at me. I got the vehicle you need and it's cheap too. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Leave...right now. If she's just a pup, she's sorta like an infant and your responsibility. Thanks for taking the time to care for her. She'll appreciate it. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I didn't do it. I have no idea who it was. I wasn't here. I didn't see a thing. I didn't hear anything, either. I'm innocent. I was in church. Uhh, I was asleep. I have a witness. It's a setup, I tell ya'. Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see. It was Sunshine...yeah, that's who it was...it was Sunny. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Lol...I've been paying $3.99 a gallon for Premium Hi-Octane racing fuel for my Pro-Street rod for years and don't mind a bit...after all, as long as people pay their taxes, I get to drive my 4-mile-to-the-gallon toy...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Yep. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Mr Lamb...look at the truck...it's a J.B. Hunt truck...lol. Now, on the lighter side - I drove for a while, too, for National Carriers - and here's my song, lol. (To the tune of Thunder Road) Let me tell the story, I can tell it all. About a J. B. Hunt driver rolling down the road. He don't know where he's going and he can't tell where he's been, and if he ever makes it home, they send him out again. (chorus) And that there's J. B., J. B. the driver of the road. He drives an eighteen wheeler and he pulls a real light load, and there are pickle parks and truck stops, all along his way. We all try to avoid him but he just gets in the way. "Son", Ol' J.B. told him, "Make this run real fast". Your tanks are filled with diesel fuel, your stomachs full of gas. Now, don't take any chances, and if you can't get through, just put that truck into reverse and they'll make way for you." Rolling up Mont Eagle, late one Friday night, He drove it through the pickle park, twelve people died from fright. He drove that eighteen wheeler and he said it was his curse. He could not find the forward gears, he drove it in reverse. (chorus) And that there's J. B., J. B. the driver of the road. He drives an eighteen wheeler and he pulls a real light load, And there are pickle parks and truck stops, all along his way. We all try to avoid him but he just gets in the way. FFF (hides from all those vicious J.B. Hunt drivers while giggling hysterically.) "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Hi Hon, This may not be the real reason they did what they did but here goes my take on it. Consider this - if the older couple is from a different state, it's possible that the law wants to be sure he/she shows up for the court date - ie. A bail/bond that will assure the presence of the accused. This couldn't be done on the side of the road, hence, the booking? Just a thought? FFF P.S. It's good to see that there is someone showing responsibility in your family, lol, (DBriggs)...hehehe. I read his post and it makes more sense than a few here...hehehe. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Dude, You gotta read the thread I referred to...it has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with humor...and I thought it was pretty damn funny...few things annoy me more than people that can't/don't read the whole post and still can't understand the punch lines. People should look at each post issue based on it's own merits, not a thread stance, and people must realise that the vast majority of humorously active people, despite their comic affiliation, have honorable intentions...(yeah, yeah, "path to Humor", I know...blah, blah, blah). FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Well stated, says the Republican lamb...Roflmao. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I have no idea. I looked but couldn't find it. I did, however, ask a guntoting, badge-carrying friend of mine and he said he'd get back to me. Yep...open season. Ok, sit down and pay attention. It isn't about "stuff". Stuff is just stuff. If you want something that is mine, ask...if I judge your story true and fit, I'll give you anything I have. The question/situation for me here is this - My home is my home. It is my sanctuary. It is the place I unwind and let go of all the problems of day to day living. To violate the sanctity of my sanctuary is to rape my peace of mind, taking away my "safe house" from the everyday drudge of living. You take that away from me and I'll fight you to the death. Would I want to take a life? No. Would I hesitate to defend my home? No. Would I be proud of taking a life? No. Have I taken a life before? Yes. Would I do it again? Yes. I'm a battle-tested, decorated and disabled, combat veteran. I sleep well at night, thanks to the one place that everyone should have - a safe place to relax, to let out all the stress and worry of the world. If and when that peace of mind is taken away by some idiot breaking in, I would have no problem violating his right to life. Would I use any force to stop them? I've gone 35 years without taking a life...now is not the time to test me. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

In 1988 a guy in Garland Texas made an active jammer called the "Judge". As far as I know, it was the only real jammer on the market that actually worked. The problem was, it "interfered with a police officer in the performance of his duty" and got the manufacturer in quite a bit of trouble. The officer being jammed could tell that he was being interfered with so you had to be in a group of vehicles if you were gonna use it. The Judge is no longer being made or sold. If you can find one (it sold for about $400 in truck stops around Garland then), it would probably be very expensive now. It worked on X, K, and Ka bands and was very reliable but illeagal - uhh, unlawful - cause illeagle is a sick bird, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Does it count if I'm not your anesthesiologist?? I'll make it as positive an experience as I can, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."