Zep

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  1. Just heard on the news, Today at 17.00hrs GMT the IRA will cease all terrorist activities and handover all firearms and munitions to the athuroties Hope it's true. Gone fishing
  2. So......... which one's GFD Gone fishing
  3. Not me either, In her avitar she looks to butch for my tastes Gone fishing
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    Any bat lovers?

    No thats it, The wife says I tast like salty chicken Gone fishing
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    Any bat lovers?

    Ok, I need an experts answer. Why is it I never ever get bitten by mosquitos, An yes I do go to lots of swampy places, Gone fishing
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    Women an perfume

    What does it for me are the musky perfumes, As my wife works for a major airlines she's always coming home with different smells. and lots of small liquer bottle's yum yum Gone fishing
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    Women an perfume

    Thats only because the London skydivers are scared stiff of you. Awhile ago when you were at Empuria I got a whiff, An thought it was Santi Spraying for Mosquitos Gone fishing
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    Women an perfume

    How about driving past the muck spreader first thing in the morning, One of my jobs when I was at home on the farm was to roll the silage, we always injected treacle, That was a sweet sweet smell, Now I'm in the city, An the only natural smell we get here is the backed up sewers, Gone fishing
  9. I was going to come back with........ " The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few " But if I did I'm shure someone would shood it down. Spock rocks. Gone fishing
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    Women an perfume

    In all fairness, yes some men do over do it. But thankfully I don't know them. BTW I'm a Paco Roban person, Gone fishing
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    Women an perfume

    Oh boy, wait for a bit because up till the moment it looks like this year is going to be perfect. Now I've said that we'll probably have a storm an wipe out the vendimia, Gone fishing
  12. Ok I give up, So where's it hiding the gun, Gone fishing
  13. It goes, A duck for a fuck A fuck for a duck An a fucked up duck I forgot the rest of the joke Gone fishing
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    Women an perfume

    Girlfalldown off subject, If one day you could persuade your boss on a trip to europe to try some of the wines in the Rioja (red) or Penedes (white) regions of Spain, he would be in for a pleasant surprise, Not knocking french wine, but Spain has some very nicely priced exellent wines. Gone fishing
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    Women an perfume

    Monday I started a job installing AC in a office block To get up to the roof I take the elevator,( lift for Europeans ) being that it's eaisier to move material by elevator. Jesus Fu**ing crist, What is it with you women an perfume. You've got the balls to complain about people smoking, But think nothing of making of making people wretch with your cheap perfume in confined spaces. If I can give up smoking shurley you can go eaisy on the amount you splash on every morning. Really it's not nice. Gone fishing
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    Goodbye Iraq

    Why TF should any right minded person want to give a reply that would get this moved to SC I think this thread will stay in the barnfire an the posters will congratulate him for doing a great job an getting home safe an sound. Gone fishing
  17. My sister lives in Guernsey which is just next door. That help? Gone fishing
  18. Zep

    Dear Coca Cola,

    Coca Cola should only be drunk dilluted with some form of cheap alcohol. Pepsi is good enough to be drunk straight. Gone fishing
  19. I'll give you my view point from living in Spain. First I'll explain that in Spain their appears to be no censorship on images, Secondly, Since the change of goverment here the TV coveridge is blatently anti American. (TV stations proctecting thier licences) I have noticed that if allied soldiers shoot Iraq's it's big news, Front page an lead story one the international section of the tv news, with dramatic pictures if available. If an allied soldier/s get ambushed its' just afew lines.(except in the case of Spanish soldiers) If a Stupid Journalist dies while pointing a long lens at an allied tank it's a goverment enquiry. Suicide and car bomber get normal coverage, If you Americans have'nt yet realised that the Media is your worst enemy it's time to wake up, Civilian journalists do not belong in conflict zones, They cost lives, They ruin lives of innocent soldiers. Gone fishing
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    paperclip

    Thats logical, Sometimes answers are staring you in the face an you just don't see them Thanks. Gone fishing
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    paperclip

    Been meaning to ask for a while now, Whats the significance of the paperclip next to a thread. Gone fishing
  22. Scuze my ignorance but whats queefing. Gone fishing
  23. According to the news, 1 warning shot 4 in target, Now if you belive someone is wearing a bomb an all you've got is a pissy little 9mm you going to trust 1 shot, I dont think so. Gone fishing
  24. >She was an intern for a friend of mine when I met her. She told my friend she thought I had nice eyes and was cute.< Oh you have So got to ask for a date, Couldn't you engineer an accidental bumping into her (not physically) Talk about the weather, compliment her on her dress or something, then add a "would you like to have a coffee/drink with me, But what ever happens you have to keep us informed, I'm such a sucker for a romantic story. Gone fishing
  25. He he he, Lets introduce them to France, Snail eating caterpillar this is France............ ENJOY Gone fishing