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sodium clorate is cheap, in the good old days when you wanted to clear a garden of everything living, it's what they used, It's also a base element for home made bombs, I think the hardware stores now sell a non flammible sodium clorate Don't confuse it with sodium cholride which is salt I cant give you the formula as homeland will have my balls for publishing explosive formulas Gone fishing

sodium clorate from the hardware store. it kills all vegitation stone dead , tree's as well If you mix the sodium clorate with sugar and saltpeter you can blow your garden to kingdom come, (thats optional) Gone fishing

OH what bad luck Today I start my vacations 21 days of wall to wall sunshine An I've just polished off half a bottle of Suiza for breakfast. So suck on that Gone fishing

No............. I jumped at Zhills once an it snowed That put me off Zhills for life Gone fishing

So If you donn't hear from me for the next 3 weeks It's because today I start my annual 3 week vacation which will be in Empuria Brava, (Lookout Pete I'm coming to give you shit This morning for breakfast (which I dont normally partakeof ) I had a tumbler of Suiza con lima an instead of the normal café con leche I had another tumbler of Suiza con lima y nata!!!!, ( I'm on vacation ) In a few minutes I shall be loading the SUV an trailer (remember I've five kids) an heading for the open road, All of the 95 miles to Empuria, Hold on I feel like another tumbler comming on Ahh. vacations Suiza for breakfasrt an JD for supper, Maybe Red bull an vodka for lunch an my freeflying will improve 100%. God I wish I hadent given up smoking Dont worry the Devil or Georgia wont tempt me to start that shit again, even if every thing does taste like chicken, Oh an before I get obitarated (Suiza Suiza your on my mind) the wifes driving. So to all of you that dont have vacations, Get yer butts back to work ya swabs. VACATIONS PS. Siesta here I come zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Gone fishing

You hit the nail right on the head, If we were all Buddist maybe the fighting would stop, Gone fishing

Wriggles spearmint gum, I must of chewed about a million packets in the last 6 weeks Gone fishing

>That's next If you read in the news a Doctor found dead with a twelve foot scaffold stuffed where the sun dont shine, You'll know who it was Gone fishing

Is 98ºC an 90% humidity a clamydia?

Touche, thats ironic as I lost one of my caps the other day. Gone fishing

Exercise......, I work in construction, I ride a bycicle 24miles each work day, an I have 5 kids under ten years old Where do I find the time to exercise, Oh yes some weekends freeflying Gone fishing

>Could be worse--your doctor could tell you that you need to quit drinking! Dr. What Doctor, I'm British havent seen a Doctor in 30 years, been to ER a few times though One result of not smoking is that people think I've found religion, NOT I find a rosary helps me do some thing with my hands, It's really wierd every time I feel like a smoke I pickup the beads because I don't know what to do with my hands. An for those in the know, I'm 50 6ft an 180kg smoked for 35 years an have a lung capacity of 4.6lts Gone fishing

You guys convinced me to give up smoking. Now after 1 six sickening weeks. My local bar has upped their beer order by 4 case's I now have to stop at lunch time an eat, I now have to work an hour longer each day. I am starting to taste the real flavour of food, Most tastes like shit (or chicken) Colmans mustard is starting to burn my tounge. I'VE PUT ON 15 POUNDS, YOU FU**ERS Wriggles has gone up 5 points I'm becoming an alcoholic So where are the benefits of not smoking Gone fishing

Don't know, but as long as it survives longer than I do I'm not to worried. Arn't we due another good meteor strike soon Solve a lot of problems, Gone fishing

Not only photoshoped, but looks like a line over as well 8/10 for effort Gone fishing

Chancers piss me off big time, Waiting in line at the store an the phone takes preferance (I was so pissed off I cut the line, now I'm persona non grata) Queue jumpers, Dry lining, I F***ing hate dry lining People who stand over me while I'm working an invariable ask stupid questions, Clients (But I have to live with them) People who don't like cats Being put back a load at the manifest for a tandem Style jumpers My cat thinking he's Garfield Coming across like a wanker on DZ.com when I know beneath it all I'm really a nice guy, with a sarcastic streak. An thats just for starters. edit: One more, Yanks who write "THEN" instead of "THAN". Gone fishing

I'll have to catch it when I get home from work, cause at the moment it's fully booked Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /home/alldumb/htdocs/classes/mysqlClass.php on line 35 Could not connect Gone fishing

I didn't, Quicktime pisses me off no end. Can't stand Apple or thier products, Wait a min this is'nt SC, I'm outta here. Gone fishing

Ass, don't know, But I piss people off cause my mouth is faster than my brain, an once it's spoken outloud it's very difficult to take it back. Gone fishing

Is that for real or PS, If it's real I want one, Fantastic markings, Gone fishing

You could play Doctor an Nurse with all of you taking it in turns to be the patient. When I was a kid I used to love that game. Gone fishing

Thier cover version of "I Who have nothing" one of my favourites. Gone fishing

Feeling a bit blocked up are we, Gone fishing

Thats the SC for you Just wait till John Rich wakes up. Gone fishing

Was a time when British citizens could have arms, Then over the years some dozy idiots started converting semi's to full an shooting everybody in sight, Not to mention holding kids hostage in local schools, I personally think if a person wants to carry a gun carry one, Gone fishing