Zep

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  1. Zep

    LEMMINGS!!!

    ummmm thats why they're Lemmings Gone fishing
  2. Oh boy if only I lived in that place. Good day, Scratch the whole Asian continent, Scratch the middle east an far east(except Israel) Scratch northern Africa, central Africa, South America. Bad day, 96% of the Planet Really bad day, Scratch the Moon Serious answer, Scratch everyone except my immidiate family an anyone who reads this. Gone fishing
  3. You forgot to put up a concrete breaker Or maybe you've never done manual work. My favourite is th Kango 1200 held just below waist hight. Next time you see a man working on the road with a jackhammer an a big smile, you'll know why. Gone fishing
  4. Bury it, bury it deep. Today N.O.. Tomorrow Quebec Gone fishing
  5. Don't know. Is that in Vegas? No. Pussy heaven is Barcelona in the Spring Gone fishing
  6. I caught my tom sodomising a buck rabbit (on several occasions) Does this now mean that he wont go to pussy heaven. Gone fishing
  7. I seem to remember that older Harley riders always had one leg bigger than the other, No prizes for guessing why Gone fishing
  8. Around 80 GB from Blind Gary Davis to the latest Lucie Silvas (God that is one horny woman). edit spelling. Gone fishing
  9. Please remember this is a international forum, an a dog's wet willy is not a pretty thought, Note:- Willy in England is collocial for penis Gone fishing
  10. Probably of Welsh desent Bye the bye, didnt say if he was wearing welly boots "Wales where men are men an sheep are scared" Gone fishing
  11. Why dont you take one more breath an die Gone fishing
  12. Zep

    Snowed in

    Then here are some snowy pics, the locals tell me that it snows here once in a blue moon, just my luck that my first year here we get snowed in, The kids an dog are having a great time though. Gone fishing
  13. Their is a Barcelona basketball team player with the surname "FUCKA" (I think he's from Chekoslavacia) here in Spain it raises no problems, I wonder what would happen if the team played in England, Commentator "That Fucka passed the ball to ................" Whitehouse would have a field day Gone fishing
  14. Zep

    Snowed in

    Yeserday I woke up to a white landscape, I decided to go to work in the Land rover, big mistake, heater stopped working, twenty twisty turny miles at 25 mph, got to work with no feeling in my toes. Ride home the same. This mornining woke up an the village is totally snowed in, Nothing moving, So after putting out some feed for the wild birds some pork fat an dried food for the wild cats, I stoked up the fire an decided to make some bread. So if you can imagine, I'm sitting in the living room, fire roaring drinking coffee an brandy with the smell of freshly baked bread permutating the house in the knowlage that nobody is going to come an bother me, Thats the good life. Recap for those who are not aware, I left the city, bought a house in the country for a better life for the family. Gone fishing
  15. Zep

    Cool GUN

    A trained soldier using the Lee-Enfield was able to put five shots into a four-inch circle at 200 yards. When fitted with telescopes a good sniper could hit his target at a distance of 1000 yards. Gone fishing
  16. I saw this first here on DZ com, This morning I read about it in two main newspapers here in Spain, (one left one right ) both ran the same story, Saying that the family had told the police that it was a toy gun but the officer shot him all the same, then the police would not comment on the shooting, I'm not making any personal opinions, just saying how it was reported here in Spain. So dont flame me, an say who cares how another country see's it, World opinion does matter, an it seems to me that most of the worlds press is out to get you. Now my opinion, If a kid is stupid enough to point a real or fake gun at a police officer (or any other person ) he deserves to get shot. Gone fishing
  17. My greatest fear would be to say the word "DOM" out loud, I'm shure it would come an get me if I did. Gone fishing
  18. For good or bad Gib is British, The only time Spain takes any notice of Gibraltar is when the home political front is quiet, an the politicians feel the need to open thier fat mouths. (or when the British navy tows another broken nuclear sub to the ship yards) What Spain should remember is that if they want anyone to take them seriously about Gibraltar they should start the ball rolling by giving back the territories they have in Morroco. (Ceuta and Melilla) Gone fishing
  19. Zep

    I got a dog (at last)

    Great read, Thanks Gone fishing
  20. Zep

    I got a dog (at last)

    By all accounts she'll get to be around 160lbs an 80-90 cm at the shoulders Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    I got a dog (at last)

    So a quick recap, I lived in a flat and would not have a dog in a flat, (my decision) I sold the flat an bought a house in the mountains, Now I have a dog to protect my kids from the wild boar (pigs) an Bears, ( yes where I now live we have Bears) I have to admit I was never a fan of dogs, but this little critter has stolen my heart. She's called Fé an one day she is going to be BIG, the kids adore her an Ive already started to try to train her She's only ten weeks old, so it may take some time yet. Father Catalan sheepdog (Atura) Mother Mastiff Pirinean (like English Mastiff) Fé The cutest cross I've ever seen. (My opinion) Gone fishing
  22. except in France and Japan and Coventry Gone fishing
  23. Ho Ho Ho, I'm in Unawatuna Sri Lanka, Drinking Arak an lazing on the beach watching the sharks go by. Gone fishing
  24. The translation is:- everything OK I'll do buisness with you again. Nothing angry about it. The guy or girl was being polite an proper. Gone fishing
  25. Zep

    I'm moving today

    Today I'm moving to a new (200 year old) house in a little village in the foot hills of the pyrnees (Spanish mountain range) The village has only 24 habitants, no shops, just peace an quiet So this will be my last post for a while (hooray I hear you say) No dsl till next year, Good bye an thank you all for entertaining me. Gone fishing