Zep

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  1. I'll see your maggot and raise a boobie! Walt He He I got a full house, Maggots in her chocho Quote. A young lady went to see her gynocologyst because of a constant itching in her privates over the last couple of days. She'd never had sex with anyone but her current partner, but was suspicious and fearful that perhaps he had "given" her something. After the doctor examines her he tells her that he will have to report this to the police. The doctor explains that she has maggots inside her vagina and the only way that can happen is if she or her partner is having sex with dead people. She looks at the doctor with horror and whispers "My boyfriend works in a morgue!" No video. Link, clicky Gone fishing
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    Two headed girl

    They would of been a dead cert for a part in Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy Gone fishing
  3. I'm listening to it now , Hazel O'connor "Will you" The sax break sends shivers up my spine, Aslo Baker street, Basically any song with a tennor sax. Gone fishing
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    Run! Run Away!

    Del shannon, Run! Run Away What a great song. Gone fishing
  5. What is it with women an zits, every girl friend /wife I've had has had a fasination for zits. I suffer from small white heads as I have large pores (my zit years finished long ago) but my wife just loves to clean my pores especially round the nose an ear lobes, I just wish she'd trim her finger nails....... Gone fishing
  6. Last night when I watched a dvd "Mannequin" 1987 Kim cattrall. so funny. Gone fishing
  7. The best thing my father did was to die. At the end the bastard cheated an died in a comma. at his funeral I spat in his dead face. After his death I stopped hating an found a peace that has stayed with me since. Gone fishing
  8. None, but thier only fourteen habitantes, an we all have big dogs, an some really scary cats. Gone fishing
  9. I have a thing about sleeping alone. ever since I slept with my first girl. I have never slept well alone in the bed, I need to cuddle to sleep. Gone fishing
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    Whats this song

    >wow, I thought the 80s were over.< The 80's will never be over music wise, most of my best memories are bases in the 80's early 90's I may not remember dates but when I hear a song from that era I know exactly where I was an enjoy the memories. Side note. From years of seeing your posts, I see your a man of wide tastes in music, look up a guy (dead now) called, Blind gary Davis, a blues singer, over the years late at night that guy has brought me so much pleasure. Gone fishing
  11. Zep

    Whats this song

    Thanks you guys, that was quick. I watched the video, Hmm, I think I'll note it as driving music, Now I think of it I've heard other song from Dover but without the electronics, the girl has indeed a strange voice. Gone fishing
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    Whats this song

    I thing it could be classed as modern rock, and it's probably a new release, The singer sounds as she's singing right at the top of her range, Sorry I can't help more. Gone fishing
  13. They're all wrong it's the latest Chinese copy of the TSR 111. Gone fishing
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    Whats this song

    I'm going to take a longshot here. I heard a song driving home today that I really liked but the radio station did'nt give the name or artist (shits) It's a female singer with a strange voice, I stopped the car an jotted down the chorus so's not to forget it. Chorus " The phone is ringing The clock is ticking So let me out " Anyone know it. Gone fishing
  15. You aint had pudding, till you've had my mums trifle Gone fishing
  16. You're just another brick in the wall Gone fishing
  17. I think some of you maybe missing the point of why Spain took this action. The government dosn't care if the models are fat or skinny, The government cares about the young girls who are trying to emulate these models and ending up with health problems, go figure. Gone fishing
  18. F**ck an here I am thinking the Starbucks post was mine mine mine all mine, they're coming to take me away ha ha.they're comining to take me away he he Right you bunch of heatherns, There are a lot of good coffee's out there (My personal favourite is the expensive Blue Mountain) First off if you make your coffee with tap water, say goodbye to any chance you had of a decent cup of coffee, The water supply needs to pass through a purificadora, the thing that gets rid of all the shit that the water company adds to your water ( for you Americans "flouride" you know the chemical that keeps your teeth whiter than white), also chalk.an a load of other shit that is added. Try using a bottled water. Next the grind is very important, too fine an you get a sloppy joe, to corse an the flavour won't be released. So trial an error on the grinding. Next the coffee maker. a good Spanish or Italian perculator , or if you have one, a high pressure coffee maker. (my choice) Sugar, how the hell can you enjoy or taste coffee when it's got a ton of sugar in it, if you need a pickmeup go buy Red Bull. Milk opcional, but it has to be Fresh milk, or pasturised , nun of that sterilised shit. Thats my rant, Now I'm going to watch the movie Mannequin, again Gone fishing
  19. Hi, I'm the IRS man an I'm here to help you, can you explain what kind of payment you recieve under the table. Gone fishing
  20. Thats great, now I'm growing old it makes a lot of sense. I especially liked, ABOUT GROWING OLDER... first, second and finally, as now I can relate to them, He missed one out though,....... Your as young as the woman you feel, I'm a young 52 as my wife is only 35 Gone fishing
  21. Ahh shit. Didn't know that, Gone fishing
  22. I think besides all dogs being chipped they should be DNA filed, that way poop on the pavement can be tested an the owner shot Gone fishing
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    Amazing!

    Ahh. good dose of thujone really sets you up for the day. Still legal here Gone fishing
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    Starbucks

    No but these coffee makers are inexpensive an no good home should be without one This one cost me € 58.00 Gone fishing