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Blame it on Canada! ----------------

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Trolls can skydive without rigs! No packing, reserve card, mals. ----------------------------

What's the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the floor? cough cough spit

Stop by and get a cup of french roast and an almond croisssant. Take them over to B'nai B'rith on Sam J. Stone. My mother has never had Starbucks. ---------------------

Thats one wierd perversion! Would that include a light saber and a Jedi costume? Geeks get freakie too! ------------------

When was the last time you used your appendix? Blues, Dave About the same time i used my left nipple. ------------------

Do not read past here if you vomit easily! Ladies; if a lover deposits(orally) without warning. A:spit B:swallow C:return with a kiss! C cured me! Always Warn! -----------------

I disagree. The best fuckers are not the best kissers, at least not by my experience. of course I am not one of those kiss me after you blow me types. ---------------------

The following is a list of kisses you should avoid: The Lizard: Your tongue darts in and out of your lover's mouth like a reptile probing for its next victim. The Roto Rooter: Your tongue ventures so far down your lover's throat that it actually begins to choke them. The Swordfish: You operate your tongue much like a swordfish, and use your nose in a blunt and violent manner. The Deep Sea Diver: You rarely come up for air. Frozen in Time: You never change the position, posture, or angle of your head. The Squid: You seem to emit an awful smell and taste. All your lover can think of is how to slip you a breath mint. --------------------

Any being, capable of fucking me up beyond imagination, deserves my fear. Kinda' like gravity.

Exactly my point! What really matters in our lives is not where did I come from, but what do I do now. I consider myself God-fearing and read and try to understand the bible, but at the same time, I am a scientist with a good basic understanding of physics and paleontology. I can sit around and argue with the best on both sides but in the end: Does it matter 1 iota? Crackers are going to want to protect their belief system, and WTF is a label any way. Others believe that God is about as real as the Easter Bunny and that believers are responible for all the pain in the world. Sorry I touched a nerve but my point was: What do we do now?

Maybe her name was Lucy. Scientist can throw all the techno-jargon they want, and the zealots can quote all the scriptures they want; the bottom line is: What's for dinner? We are all blind 'men' gropeing the elephant while some poor homeless bastard freezes on our doorstep. Get off the computer and go down to 'Hardees' and grab a sandwich and feed somebody. It won't matter if the universe is expanding or if God is pulling the strings. Gotta quit getting stoned first ting in the morning! ----------------------- ------------------

Yassir Arafat has compiled a record of atrocities which would be the envy of past war criminals. From the blowing-up of planes, through thousands of terrorist attacks, ordering the execution of American Ambassador to Sudan, Cleo Noél, charges des affaires George Moore and the Belgium aid, Guy Eid in Khartoum - and much more. Arafat compiled a well documented record of war crimes and/or crimes against humanity in Lebanon. During the 12 year Civil War , his terrorists committed mass murder. Whole villages of Christians like Damour were massacred, chopped into pieces with machetes. Out of the 30,000 Christians, 10,000 were slaughtered by Arafat’s PLO. In any hospital controlled by Arafat’s terrorists, captured Christians became live blood banks for wounded Palestinians. Israeli soldiers who captured these hospitals found bodies drained of all their blood and stacked, like cordwood, in the hallways. Arafat’s Terrorists set up their offensive positions and weapons’ depots on the tops of hospitals, schools, nurseries, inside of churches, etc. They recruited 10-12 year old kids, armed them with RPGs and used them to stop the Israeli soldiers. This is again being done today as Arafat provides free terrorist training in children’s summer camps. tzemach.org/fyi/docs/winston/july05-01.htm Memorial Page ------------------------------

Yasser Arafat Memorial Web Page! Bio

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Have a young girl 18 or so call his house and ask his wife: Where the 'Hell' is he? ---------------------------

My problem is that once I start nibbling I never know where to (I mean when to) stop... Ten Tips for the Perfect Kiss 1. TEASE. When going in for a kiss start by brushing your lover's lips, then pull back- 2. Before going in for the kiss, do something to let your lover know you are about to kiss to build up the anticipation. 3. Kiss your lover in a variety of different places: the hairline, jawline and nose. 4. Use your tongue to tickle the roof of your lover's mouth. Really grovel around- the area at the front is particularly sensitive. 5. Don't let your hands become lazy. Use them to make the moment even more special, put them to good use by running them through your lover's hair, or caress your lover's shoulders and back. 6. Imagine what you'd like your perfect kiss to be like- if you do this then you'll be able to put it into reality much more easily. 7. When your lover's tongue is in your mouth, hold it prisoner by gently sucking on it like a vacuum. The suction should send shivers down your lover's spine. 8. Let your lover know how aroused they're making you. Hold your lover close to you and use a well placed hand in the small of their back to push them into you. But don't grind that makes it all to obvious… 9. Stroke the nape of your lover's neck while kissing- this is a particularly sensitive area that will really make your lover tingle… 10. Whisper sweet nothings into your lover's ears- it may be an old trick but it certainly works. Tell your lover how sexy they are- moan and groan.

Isn't it PETA? Peple Eating Tasty Animals P.I.T.A. is right Pain In The Ass! ------------------

Oh my god. Yeah that is soooo great! Sometimes it feels like they are going to swallow my tongue though. Like they are eating me alive or something. That's not a kiss that's a blowjob! -----------------------------

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. -----------------------

The stench of cigarettes, scotch and garlic! --------------------------

It would be worse if it was the other way around! www.planetsave.com/ViewStory.asp?ID=2700 english.pravda.ru/fun/2002/07/17/32680.html www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/s/123/123093_vandalhit_cow_falls_on_girl_2.html ----------------------

What's your point Kallend??? Trying to change the subject again??? THAT'S RARE If you don't like the discussion at hand you can leave and try to highjack another thread...preferably not one of mine. Stick to the subject! 62.6% of all aborted babies would be against abortion; except they can't vote 'cause they're dead! --------------------

Would you like to borrow Sammy for a week. Get a remote control car and a skateboard, the neighbor will surrender by Friday ---------------------.