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Bombbay jumps from Airforce One JET!!JET!!JET!!JET!!JET!!JET!!JET!! --------------

Are crabs an STD?

Hell, I'm giving mood today. Here's one for the people who dislike the religious right. www.lookreachpull.com/video/godswill.mpeg and here's one for the ladies(ones who have been smacked around before) Warning -Violent- www.lookreachpull.com/video/bruvvabeatdown.wmv and why GWB doesn't drink anymore www.lookreachpull.com/video/georgewbushdrunk.wmv ----------

tears-- wailing like a child-- I want Sushi !!!!!!!!

Anyone who was in the military will tell you that heathcare sucks. Doctor trainees or ones who could not cut it in the world. Often the cure is worse than the disease. Herd mentality and staff who could give a shit less. But it is free! Amazing how the almighty dollar motivates people to do a better job. -------------

Seriously! This flash video was sent to me. I just had to share it; it is to funny not to post. Consider this a Debate Win gift. www.lookreachpull.com/video/question.swf -------------- fixed it sorry

Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind. Q: How many Head Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "LAMP", idiot! It's called a "lamp"! Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters. Q: How many Male Chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, let the bitch cook in the dark. Q: How many CBS news producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three, one to drill a hole in the light bulb so it blows up when he turns it on, one to film it, and one to insist on the truth of the report despite the manipulation. Q: How many Perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency-room staff to get it back out again! Q: How many Schizophreniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Both of us Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 3. -Why 3? IT JUST DOES, OK!!!!!!!!!

I told that joke to a freeflyer he told me this one. How many bellyflyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4 to plan the dive 8 to coach the exit 5 to spot and ten to bitch about it. ---------------

Well two out of three ain't bad!

So sorry for striking a raw nerve. I was not insinuating or targeting anyone in particualar. Only my opinion based on alot of experiance. The woman that I have known who specialized in married men always rationalized the activity this way: The wife obviosly is not giving her man what he needs therefore I am doing her a favor by keeping her husband satisfied. or married men are better than single men because they don't fall in love. When the wife finds out; the woman is out, cold. The men that I have known who screw some other mens' wives are usually busted by the wife telling the husband. She just wanted attention! The wives who have screwed around are usually forgiven. The cheating husbands usually end up losing everything. House, car, trust and love of their children,and all their income. They end up broken, regretful, and lonely. The victimized wife usually get a makeover, new clothes, a diet and exercise to show 'that cheating bastard' what he used to have. Take a look at the the thread I started about the other viewpoint. I am pleasently suprized how married people feel about this subject. Sorry again for insulting you, did not mean to. --------- A smart monkey does not monkey with another monkey's monkey

I always thought a cracker was a Florida redneck. Not a New England Iranian. I was called a name which called into question my politics and sexuality(this is Bonfire so I won't use the term). After the initial shock; I laughed so hard the guy felt stupid. I had to go tell everyone; "Hey some guy just called me a L*****l f****t!" Baa HaaHaa ---------------

California, yes! smart move. Have a safe trip and have a beer on me.

That's called "on message" like a laser beam! ---------------

Dude that is first week shit. Women care more about hygiene because they have to. I leave you with a poem. You know the honeymoon is over and the romance is a dying flower when she comes in to take a shit while you're still in the shower

Any one who knows or has seen Rosa knows that her face, boobs and butt are heavenly. My question is how's her foot doing? -------------- Pretty girls make me feel all funny inside. hu hu hu uh uh

Lets hear from the victims! What would you do. How would you feel. Fantasies! -------- Smores anyone?

Stock my food, gun and ammo supplies in my bomb shelter and pray. -----

Women who sleep with another woman's husband are sluts. Men who sleep with another man's wife are dickheads. Married women who sleep around are depraved. Married men who sleep around are sleezbags. All will lose in the end. The damage caused cannot be measured. The wrecked families, the lost trust and the scarred souls are are only the tip of the iceberg. The rage unleased is something that has to be seen. I bet if you could check how many murders were a result of adultery; it would be higher than greed. Take it from a dickhead, just say no! ---------- I think I have frostbite.

I remember a quote from a business leader. Cannot remember who. I went something like this: 'I would never go onto business with a man who cheats on his wife. If he can go home and lie convincingly to someone he professes to love; how can I trust anything he says.' -------------- My toes are still numb.

My sister-in-law & I joke about our children, but Mike would stake me to an anthill.

When I was 20 or so my Dad kicked me in the ass (only time) so hard I couldn't breathe, then shouted "Boy that's a married woman, I've buried one son I am not going to bury another." I didn't understand. Many years later I was boinking some dude's ol' lady when the dude walks in my bedroom. I stared the green-eyed monster in the face. I suddenly understood my dad's statement. the world came crashing down, She lost her front teeth, swirting blood onto the ceiling. I came away uninjured, the house, plaster walls were not so lucky. So to answer your question; NO NEVER Jealousy is a M***erF***er! ------- Damn it was cold out there! The fire feels good.

I would and did agree,oh god a kerryism; until I saw the video the other night. Shes no vegetable, her parents seem genuine and her husband reminds me of: me on coke. Very sad situation; according to Fla. law the husband has say-so. That's it! Government intrudes too much in the family now, but I thrilled she is still alive. Notice to all: When I can no longer wipe my butt; please ask the Govenator to terminate me! ---------------

Check ou these puppies. puppies1 may be N.S.F.W.

Have you seen that woman, if you are talking about Terri Schiavo? She is not a vegetable. She is severely brain damaged but recognises her family. She smiles and giggles. Should we allow her husband to kill her by starving her to death, just because she is an inconvenience? Funny how liberals feel that murderers' lives should be preserved but the weak and inconveniants should die. -----------

I sense that a kitten is going to die! Hmmm... -----------